Life — July 7, 1904 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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Cool Trip to:Cool California Across the Rockies ALL THE WAY $50 round trip from Chicago and $47.50 from St. Louis. Aug. 15 to Sept. 10. Equally low rates from East generally. The luxurious California Limited — semi-weekly service. Ask for free folder, Summer Outings in California.” Address General Passenger Office, A. T. & S. F. Ry., Railway Exchange, Chicago. REDUCED RATES TO DETROIT Reduced rates to Detroit, Mich., account International Convention Baptist Young People's Union of America, meeting July 7th to roth, Pennsylvania Railroad will sell tickets from all stations at one fare plus $2.00 for the round trip, on July sth, 6th and 7th, good returning from Detroit to July r2th, inclusive, or if deposited with validating agent not later than July roth and payment of fee of soc. made at time of deposit, extension may be obtained to leave Detroit not later than August 15th, NIAGARA TO THE SEA, The grandest trip in America for health and pleasure, The Thousand Islands, Rapids, Montreal, Quebec and the famed Saguenay ith its stupendous Capes “Trinity ernity.” Send 6. postage for titustrated guide to + Tos, HENRY, Trafic Manag WILLIAMS “Sone “The only Real Shaving Soap” Wiitame! Staring Seba, ‘She rad! ae par “ifow to Shgre ‘THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO. Glantoobary, Com, HE American Blower Co., Detroit, re- cently advertised for a cook for the res- taurant they are about commencing for the benefit of the fifty-odd members of their office and drafting room force. Among the many applications received, one is so unique that they consider its humor worth sharing. It reads as follows: “Detroit, Mich., February 26, ’o4. Cit Dear Mum: Please Miss I seed the advertise- | ment in the paper where you wanted one ser- - vant lady. Please miss is the work hard. I| cant stand hard work, but I will do me best at it mum, I never’ was brough up in the city so I dont know much about cooking, but I'll do me best. Please Mum give me the | job for I need it bad. I was married but my husband forgot me. Now aint that a shame mum. However mum I feel this way there are lots more thanks to the good Lord. Now | Mum, I niver do any washing or hard work, but if its a lady your looking for Mum, I’m |) the one you want. Please answer this mum for its nothing I have in the world mum but your kind wishes for me welfare. Good By Mum. Ans. quick Yours truly. Mary.” the owne1 ots hand-rid a atumodi \IFE Soniccrater ea Pe Moke sPalltaa’ $id onus | HAY FEVER Sree. Pare Mayen Dutaio, SY. The Yosemite Is the Tourist’s Paradise of California. The points of interest are ElCapitan, Three Brothers, Washington Column, Cathe: dral Rocks, The Sentinel, Halt Dome, Bridal Veil Falls, Yosemite Falls, Mirror Lake and Cloud's Rest. The Yose- mite Falls are composed of three cascades, the first being 1500 feet, the second 600 and the last 400 fect high. THESE ATTRACTIONS ARE BEST REACHED VIA UNION PACIFIC AND SOUTHERN PACIFIC Seen, Hours Quicker to San Francisco via Omaha than any other line. EL. LOMAX,G.P.&T.A. UNION PACIFIC subi i day que com he