Life — May 19, 1904 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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THE HAPPY SPRINGTIME. Her face was happy, His face was stern; Her hand was in his'n, His'n was in her'n. —Greenville Sun. IT BEATS ROME. “That Angelus of mine reminds me of a trip to How's that?” Well, they say you get from Rome what you take to it, and it’s the same with The Angelus—it gives you just as much music as you are capable of appreciating. On second thought, it beats Rome, because it helps you enjoy music more and more, and you don’t have to go away and leave The Angelus.” Wine: good. Tommie: Huh, my mother nev thing. I have to be good anyhow “Well, my mama doesn’t want me to be good for nothing."—Washington Life. My mama gave me a nickel for being gives me any- NO SUBSTITUTE not even the best raw cream, equals Borden's Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream for tea, coffee, chocolate, cereals and general household cooking. A veny pretty manicure in Bond Street recently was attending upon Joe Redding and, as she added the finishing touches, she looked up with limpid eyes, and said: “We are always so glad to have testimonials from our customers, Do you mi “Delighted,” responded gallant Joseph. _Where- upon he wrote upon his card and handed her the follow “There is a divinity that shapes our ends."—English Exchange. Tue Sour vor Hoserratity: The Manor, Asheville, North Carolina, is the best inn South, Berore the Russian spy was shot, *the officer who had captured him insisted on a heart-to-heart talk. “You say you have swallowed a number of plans, rather than be caught with them in your possession,” he remarked; “isn’t ca! such quantities rather hard on the sto “Ob, no," replied the Russian; “I used to be the official taster in a breakfast-food factory."— Cincinnati Times-Star. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. ‘The ideal hotel of America for permanent and transient guests, Cuvacit: I see some one has been calling Grover Cleveland the Democratic Moses. Gotuam: Seems strange the Democratic party clings to back numbers. “What do you mean?” “Why, for the past two Presidential elections they have had a Jonah, and now they're after a Moses."—Yonkers Statesman. Heactn of body and strength of mind are represented in Abbott's Angostura Bitters—the best known tonic for blood and nerves. All druggists. A taov, upon whose child Velpeau, the great French surgeon, had performed a most difficult op- eration, called upon him, full of gratitude, and pre- sented him with a pocket-book which she had em: broidered with own hands. Velpeau received the testimonial very crustily, saying that it was a beautiful pocket-book, and all that, but that his ne cessities demanded something more substantial “My fee," he said, coldly, “is five thousand francs.” The lady very quietly opened the pocket-book, which contained ten one-thousand —_frane-notes, counted out five, and, politely handing them to Vel- peau, retired.—Argonaut, W.L. DOUGLAS it $3.50 SHOES: tt Made $5.00. 000. ill be paid t by £10,000-09 Thar WPL, Bousisadoee not make Fy REWARD Any other manufacturer in the world. The reason W. L. Douglas $3.50 shoes are worn by more men in all stations of life than any other make is because they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer and are of greater value than any other $3.50 shoe. 2]. 473. 464 PAIRS OF FINE SHOES WERE MADE ’ '? AND SOLD BY W. L. DOUGLAS IN 1903 “ for years I have worn Dongias $3.50 shoes erclunvely. hare’ gieen or, of constioe Dosalae FLD shore the beat T hase eat worm hef of J. P. Brinkerhoff's Sons, New York. W. L. Douglas High-Grade Boys’ Shoes, $2.00 and $1.75. Douglas uses Corona Coltskin In his @3.50 shoes, Corona Colt is conceded everywhere to he the fi produced. FAST COLO EYELETS W. L. Donglas $3.40 shoes are sold through his own retall stores In the Principal cities. and shoo dealerseverywhere. No matter where you live, Douglas shoes are within your reach. No trouble to geta fit by mall. tc. extra prepays delivery, rite for Mustrated Catalogue of Spring Styles. W. L. DOUGLAS, 162 Spark Street, Brockton, Massachusetts. America Leads the Shoe Fashions of the World and Douglas Shoes Lead America nest patent leather yet Dt SIVELY. WATER vireinia.” For Bright’s Disease, Albuminuria, Renal Cal- culi, Gout, Rheumatism and All Diseases Dependent Upon a Uric Acid Diathesis. Samuel O. L. Potter, A. M., M. D., M. R. C. 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In all cases of pregnancy, where albumin is found in the urineas late as the last week before confinement, if this water anda milk diet are prescribed, the albumin disappears rapidly from the urine and the patient has a positive guar- antec against puerperal convulsions.”” T. Griswold Comstock, A. M., M. D., of St. Lonis, A/o., says: “I have often pre- in Gouty and Rheumatic condi- scribed BUFFALO LITHIA WATER ’ tions and in Renal Calculi, ac- companied by Renal Colic, and always with the most satisfactory results. In Renal Calculi, where there is an excess of Uric Acid, it is especially efficacious.” Medical testimony which defies all imputation or question mailed to any address. BUEFALO LITHIA WATER ‘“.i'sovero pend and grocers generally. Hotel opens June 15th. PROPRIETOR BUFFALO LITHIASPRINCS,VIRCINIA. WE CLAIM H. & OLD CROW RYE 5,288 It is sold straight. It brings the distiller far more price than any other made in the United States. 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