Life — April 28, 1904 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Spring’s Questioning. HEN the Spi are few, is gone and the song: And smiles are scarcer than they are now, Will you love me then as you say you do ? It is blossom time, and the rose and dew Are popular wear, but tell me how — When the Spring is gone and the songs are few? ‘Think —when that time for me and you mes —-and, alas!—it is sure, | trow! love me then as you say you do? Modern Anecdotes. R. CARNEGIE was looking ove! the map in search of a town that hadn't a library with his brand on it. “By the way, would you accept the presidency of the Civic Federation as Senator Hanna's successor?" we in- quired. ” he “Well, you see, it's this way: plied, with hesitation. “I'm tif I gotin ving here J And so much away might give myself away. he winked slyly. Realizing that Mr, Carnegie would take nothing seriously, not even a hint that we needed four dollars, we re- It is Spring you love, with its skies of blue. And the robin aslant on the apple bough But when Spring isgone and the songs are few ? Will you come with a flower in your hand to woo, And garlands hung on your galley’s prow ? Will you love me then as you say you do? Give me your hand — oh, lover — thou — Of the tempest sigh and the easy vow. When the Spring is gone and the songs are few, Will you love me then as you say you do? Kate Masterson. luctantly relinquished our investigation and sought more fertile fields. R. WILLIAM RANDOLPH HEARST was down in the press- counting how many hundred thousand Americans per minute were being added to the population of this room growing ex “Who'll dential nominee ?" intry be the Democratic Presi- we asked, with easy camaraderie. “Search me, powerful accent on the personal pro- he responded, with a noun, As we had not come prepared with a 403 search-warrant, we concluded that per- haps we had better look elsewhere for the nominee cations, nd avoid legal compli- OTHER EDDY ving around the house with a yard of red flannel wrapped about her neck. “Ah sympathy, “have you sore throat this morning ?”” “Of course not, blithely, this because red is so becoming to my complexion. Realizing that Christian Sci- ence was no cure for the vanity * we exclaimed, in deep she responded “I'm merely wearing of woman, we discreetly with drew into our shell R. SMITH of Utah was coming out of the Senate committee rooms. Is it really true that ye father of forty-two children?" quired, with rare delicacy. are the we in ‘Well,’ he responded, with some slight hesitation and becoming difi- when I left several weeks ago." Knowing — the thanked him for strolled off down dence, ‘it was home possibilities, we the information and the marble corridor. R. J. J. HILL was buying a round. trip ticket from New York to St. Paul. “Hell fairy fami these d. “Oh, they’re all right,” he responded; “but you bet you wouldn't be calling me ‘Jim,’ if that Supreme Court de- ision had gone the other way.”” Appreciating the fact that he was on to our curves, we offered him a nice two-fer and merrily went on our way, we said, with airy, how's things coming “THIS HAS DEEN A VERY DISASTROUS SEASON FOR MEATRICAL POLK. TROUPE ON TH THERE. GOES ANOTHER WRECKED per." TOMOBILE PARTY WALKING HOME, AD vo" TMAT'S AN A 4 comicbooks.com