Life — February 11, 1904 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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~ OuR FOOLtsH: (NTEMPo! YYEYOSU TAKAGAWA, ETC. There was a great swell in Japan, Whove ne on a Tuesday began— It lasted through Sund: TIM twilight on Monday And sounded like stones in a can. Harvard Lampoon “PIT™ 1S NOW IT Pit Is the latest game which society bas taken to its heart, It ts played with ® spectal pack of cards, and can be learned in two minutes, It 1s an up. Toartous board of trade in miniature —the wheat pit of Chicago in fall play—and the idea Is to make a “+ corner. Any Chicago child knows what a corner is. A New Yorker might think It was some sort of & pussy -wants-a-corner game, but a Chicagoan knows better—Chicago Inter-Ocean, COMPULSORY PIETY. Swxpay Scnoot Teacner: I hope all the ttle girls in my class love God? Eva Brown: I do, SeNvay Scoot Teacner: That's right, Eva Now tell us why you love Hin Eva Brown: Got to.—Lippincott’s Magazine. THE INFANT takes first to human milk; that falling, the mother turns at once to Borden's Eagle Brand Condensed Milk the best infant food. Sotz people regard Shakespeare's plays with almost as inuch reverence as they do the Bible “Yes, And are just about as familiar with them.” Chicago Record-Heratd. Taw SocrH FoR HosritaLtry ; The Manor, Asheville North Carolina, 1s the best Inn South. Tip rapid multiplication of motor-carriages has created a @2mand for experienced drivers or chauffeurs, and schools of training have been estab- lished to fit men for receiving the license which the require! obile expert in charge of one of these tan applicant recently entered and approached him. ‘I want to take lessons,” he “to fit myself to be a chisfonter.”—Youth’s panion HOTEL VENOOME, BOSTON, The Ideal hotel of America for permanent and transient guests, Tur Fort Cobb Record tells this story of a young girl's composition on “Men, which shows that the sced of the women’s club Is sown on the territorial prairies: ‘Men are what women marry They drink, and smoke, and swear and have ever so many pockets, but they won't go to church. Per- haps if they wore bonnets they would. They more logical than women, and always more zodlog- fecal. Both men and women have sprung from mon- keys, but the women certainly sprung further than the men.” TineD brain and nervous tension relax under the potentaction of the Original Abbott's Angostura Bitters Label on bottle tells the Original — Abbott's, THE SECRET OF FAILURE. Lawyrr: What was the thing that led to your financial downfall? You seemed to be doing a good business. Baxxrupt: I was: but one day I started out to see if I could borrow some money. T found it so easy that I kept on borrowing. —Somerville Journal. ALWAYS bave one or more bottles of Cook’s Imperial Extra Dry Champagne \n your ice-chest. There tanothing superior. “How did you get your black eye, Sambo?" «+ Well, boss, yer see [ was out a-lookta’ fer trouble, and dis ‘ere eye was de fast U find It.""— Yonkers Stateeman. The Leading Styles Originate in Brockton, the Mana- <= facturing Center of Men's Fine Shoes in this Country. Styles Originated by My Expert Model Maker Are Copied Everywhere. W. L. 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Douglas High-Grade Boys’ | ,,Donzlas has ew b Sno? ak $1.75. | clit of without ne ouglas uses Corona Coltskin in his $3.50 prepays deliver: hoes. Corona Colt is conceded everywhere | ,.1 th spore fies, and clive dealers be the finest patent leather yet produced. everywhere, lo matter where you live, Douglas shoes: are within your re: If you desire further informa. Fast Color Eyelets Used Exclasively. | thon before purel salva. write for Illustrated Catalog. L. DOUGLAS, 162 SPARK STXEET, BROCKTON, MASSACHUSETTS. “SAY, DOC.! 1 SHOW MY TRETH EVEN WHEN 1 DON'T Lat WHAT CAN YOU vO WITH "EM?" BURPEE’S SEEDS s2:, ts P&S. you want the choicest vegetables or most beautiful flowers you should read BURPEE’S FARM ANNUAL FOR 1904,—s0 well known as the “Leading American Seed Catalogue,” It is mailed FREE to ell. Better send your address TO-DAY. W. ATLEE BURPEE @ CO., PHILADELPHIA. comprise the leading ve! icles Shich made te Columoia name famous during 1903 and fveralensirely pew Modely including our Mark L Electric Runabout, the fastest and bandsoment auto in fts clam am wel aa the Iightest of euusl battery pow: errais our uew '?h.p.Laght fanoiene ‘Tonneat, with ouble opoorsh epider en: tine tn forwart bour et and Salomatie featurspof control Shichimnaxetteaslerts oper: ato than any other gaol oar, ‘{ catalogue of the Colum. viass tocluding oar hh powered Uasotene T Bary wil resent on iso) special Catalogues. « Our Hieciric Commercial Vex Biicles and Town Carriages of the coach clase ELECTRIC VEHICLE CO. WARTVORD, CONN, Member Aee'n of Licensed COLUMBIA ELECTRIC RUNABOUT c400— aoe Lx sua Siichigen Ave. OLD CROW RYE sredor WHISKEY soe onusrs, sew" vonx, comicbooks.com