Life — February 4, 1904 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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412 Made Some Reservation, MAN who bought stock in a co. Inquired if its value would jo. told them it could, 1 it probab A y would Vrovided the price didn’t slo, Which Is the Meanest Rail- road in the United States ? $100.00 FOR THE BEST ANSWER, pertoxs execed three hundred words the mward of the. prizo brevity compete fOr the prize. Address all contributions to the Railroad Editor of Lire, 17 West 31st Street, New York. Neswen 2 ieago over tho night I hs three times as we went around ht train, Have you ever been to ( B. and 0.2 1 changed be have, The first ewe ran into a fi iL called the “Ty this an accident?" rves. O nd said: id the condu ‘it's the regu looped the | I like the and O. better. The B. and O to go through Jersey ( at Coney Island, but has been trying y to get to New Y but even Jer Jin't stand it Once the and O., bu ssengers cross- eyed, and they had ta takeit oll. 7 pg THe EARTH AS SEE Accompaniment. N American who lately 7 home from Zanzibar had let- ters to the Suitan, to whom he paid a palace. ‘The hos- pitable despot, solicitous to enter- tain his guest, showed him the back yard of the palace, where scores of e taking their morning ride on an imported came visit at his coun the ladies of the harem w: rom MARS. merry-go-round, while a large im- ported hurdy-gurdy strenuously dis “There's Only One Girl in Vorld for Me.” cour: All the Don't [erR T MILLIONAIRE: you think our religion has im- proved since ancient times? Secoxp M.: Notat all. Why, they used to sacrifice lambs on the altar, and now they take young girls. comicbooks.com