Life — January 7, 1904 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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25 The Method. “FAIXPERIENCE is costly, As all ofus can tell; We purchase it at retail, And then at wholesale sell. Rules and Regulations. AT the New International ~ Woman’s Club, which is now in process, the following rules will be enforced : All members will be continually posted—about the affairs of the others. Private gossip rooms, holding two comfortably, can be had at the desk. The Whist Club will meet invariably in the music room. Any waiter or employee who can succeed in getting any member to tip him will have his salary raised. Members will please re- ® their diamond ear- while playing pool or billiards. A special perfumery room will be provided for scent incurables. One portion of food will not be served tomore than half a dozen. When the President and Board of Directors are transacting business, the Club-house will be closed. Each member will be limited to one cozy corner. servants? "? i Db? you have any trouble with “No. Without them.” “Mow HO THE GIRLS AVERAGE FoR TIE NEW cuonvs?” “LCAN'T TELL YET. I'VE ONLY SEEN THEIR PACES.” be known first of all as a Harvard man, a Yale anactive man to be confined to. The big world man, or as the graduate of any college,is not ais not too big for him, and if he makes for him- distinction, but the evidence of limitation in his __ self an honorable and conspicuous place in it, he usefulness, The college crowd, even if it in- does farbetter by his college than by anyamount Cihou Garestiase cludes the men of all thecolleges,istoo small for of splashing in the restricted college pool. voousiusicie: ELS. Martin, comicbooks.com