Life — November 19, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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= EUPIE WALL STREET'S CASABIANCA, The boy stood on the Shipping Trust, Whence all but bim had fled. The water that was in the stock Came almost to his head. —Chicago Tribune. Actor: Hurry, or we'll miss rain. | Actress: I can’t find my diamonds or my purse Ob, well, never mind 8, but the purse had $10 in it."—Neve York | Weekly. NO SUBST(TUTE not even the best raw cream, equals Borden's Peer- less Brand ed Cream for tea, coffee, choco- late, cerea 1 cooking. nd genera; houses Tur gentlem: visiting Mi turne who likes to ask questions way “My boy.” he said, “do you know how to make a Maltese cross? Ye Good!" exclaimed learn that in Job: sir," Jobnny answered promptly | e visitor, delighted to at least, the work of g forward together, “How r tall,” said Johnny; “that's n Register de sad things ‘bout dis life.” Is dat it's nd pf yoh enemies dan on do friendship Washington Star much easier to J of yoh frie HOTEL VENDOME, Tbe Ideal hotel of America transient guests for permanent and A we few weeks w taking a few NOWN professor, having boarded a farmer who was in the habit of | s into bis house to help | fon there of n- ‘al little mat- family decide received in ary has went. We bain't bed no hogs sence you went away last September."— | Argonaut. | old’ tag on Dauber’s picture.” | mith bought It." t they hang the tag on De Smith?"— Exchang Dox*t be hoodwinked into drinking another Champagne. — Cook's Imperial Extra Dry is the proper wine Stuastorocas, the aboriginal convert, wa sprinkled with water and be Jobn, It being a High Church community, the on his flock the necessity, if they v on Frid ider made answer: “It's likee this, lopogas with water, he no he Jobn. with water, he no more cow, but fisb.""—Sporting Times. Doctor Jinxs: I suppose you must have lost rome of your patients by being away for so long a time? Doctor Kent: Yes, confound it! Ten or a dozen of them got well.—Boston Transcript. It is easy to claim “pure beer,” but one must double the cost to make it. Schlitz is actually pure. We go 1400 feet down for water. We spend fortunes on cleanliness. We not only filter the beer, but filter all the air that touches it. We age the beer for months, so it cannot cause biliousness. We Pas- | teurize every bottle after it is sealed. For fifty years we have insisted on purity, and now all the world knows it. The result is a sale exceeding a million barrels annually. Isn’t absolute purity as important to you as to others? Ask for the Brewery Bottling. WE CLAIM S BEST— mt OLD CROW RYE ‘secatse It is sold straight. It brings the distiller far more price than any other made in the United States. H. B. KIRK It is hand made, sour mash, and has the best reputation, Our Scotch Whiskies are true Glenlivets ; are sold straight. & CO., N. Y. The Souvenir is old. The Bonnie Brier Bush is very old. comicbooks.com