Life — November 19, 1903 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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A NEW SOCIETY PLAY. acti Gureling streamlet, rising moon; Heroins ha Job's old turkey hi She the boon of wealth enjoyed He in dry goods store employed! Joys and troubles, hopes and sigh Heaven bea Faith and doubts and vows and ki Lovers think they Jealous rival: gets a clue Walks in on their rendezvous! Poor as ic in four eyes know what bliss ts act i Morning breaking. Sunlight the irate father's study Hero, trembling, asks for child. Fether choked with anger wild! Curse th F tunes Mother pleads and daughter ‘alts and doctors. Girl's re Exit hero; enter rival. ruddy swoons. ival ACT IL nidnight hour. y dower. dress. Time Scene Garde Tears and vows and tenderne Watchdog sleeping; hearts beat gladder. n window urdy ladder Mounted! FI ing! Splendid horse; Father in pursuit, of course Girl disowned; a bitter pill; Father writes a brand-new will act iv pons have hurried by; sick, perbaps will die 8. of course, to get to heaven. Writes to daughter. All forgiven! Happy meeting: overjoyed! Pa recovers! Will destroyed ! Rival drafted; killed in war. Hero kisses mother-in-law!!! Great rejoicing: bliss 1s certain. Striking tableau. Music. Curtain. ttsdura Bulletin Lape ts f Company, IF GENUINE Always the Same! WILSON WHISKEY, That’s All! THE WILSON DISTILLING Baltimore, Md. co. AS IT MAY BE. Hello, Laura, is that you “Yes.” “This 1s George. Say, I can't get anything to eat down town here to-day. The hotels and res- taurants are all closed on acccunt of the strike. Have a good dinner ready for me this evening when I get hom “L can't do It, George. The girl says all the grocery and meat markets out here are closed or of the strike.” w stores account cook up a pudding or something of that “Can't do that, either. milkmen are all on a strike.” “Well, great Scott! Can't you send one of the children in with a luncheon of bread and molasses? “No. Ji re no trains or street cars running ve just gone on a strike. But, “Well, g But‘ there w Everybody o strike,—¢ No milk to-day. The Maybe you can what?" S no response. the telephone office had gone on a icayo Tribune. © Hon, “Champ” Clark Is fond of telling the following story of an old friend of bis, who, in bis home in Jefferson City, enjoys a local reputation for grim humor. The old gentleman in question is the possessor of a large fortune, which he has accumulated by much hard work and th ention to busi- He has a son whom he wished to train up in her's b But the boy was set upon world. So he procured soon lost the job, how- found himself without closest ness. his fa leaving bi a posi ine ever, and ns of Hvelibood. Then he telegraphed to bis father for money— in fact, ho sent several urgent messages of this sort over the wire—but to all bis appeals he received no answer. Finally, in desperation, the son of the n telegraphed his father In these words: “You won't seo me starve, will you?” me rich The old man’s answer camo th “No! Not from this distance!" Then, says Mr. Clark, the boy decided to go home and work in his father's firm.—New York Tribune, A MOCERN LULLABY. Hushaby, lullaby, go to sleep now! There is your patent self-rocking crib, dear! You've bad your milk from a sterilized cow; From microbes and germs you bave nothing to fear. Hushaby, lullaby, Shut your blue eyes; A babe of to-day Never whimpers or cries! Hushaby, lullaby, th’ food that you bad Came straight from the chemlst—prepared Just for you Fed by machinery, are you not glad That science has taught all these methods so newt Hushaby, lullaby, Baby so sweet (Crying Is out of date, I must repeat!) Hushaby, lullaby! If you are good, Mother will call on you once every day, So you may recognize ber, as you should— Ab, she Is rearing you In the right wa Hushaby, lullaby, Dear Mttle man: I hope you appreciate This splendid plan! —Cincinnati Commercial-Tridune, A NEW BREED. “I think he’s the most intelligent hunting-dog {n this country,” said the owner of the animal, proudly exhibiting him to his friend. “When he makes a ‘point’ he turns his head and looks at me a moment, and asks me as plainly as it he spoke it, ‘Shall I go ahead and flush that bird?” said the friend. “Ie's an interrogation pointer." —Youth’s Companion jor sale by A) Bream's Bull Newsdealera tn ( ing, Chancery Lan eat Britain, The International London, B.C, Engiand, 4 News = [THE NAME CARL ‘ALL MINERAL WATERS 1S ARTIFICIAL, VICHY, SELTERS, CARBONIC, The Standard for (ae PROGRESS or MINING Contains reliable information about Mining. 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