Life — November 12, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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ENSLEY HUMCR. na good many of business during my rday, “but while I was at Ens- aw one in front of a saloon that particularly attracted my attention. It 1s especially appropriate for a saloon. In large, bold letters, this is the welcome that passengers on the street car as they ride past, ‘All Nations Welcome But Carrie. Exchang amusii front of places sald a visitor y ley I sa HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. Dr. Lines has a keen sense of humor, and bas | enlivened many a dinner with bright talks. At a recent Chamber of Commerce dinner he carried off the anecdotal honors with the following story: “At the timo of King Edward's recovery from bis threatened fatal illness with appendicitis," he said, “thanksgiving services were held all over the kingdom. At one of these the services were to close with the singing of a well-known hymn, which hap- pened to be in the back of the books used in that parish. “Let us close the services,’ the pastor said, “by ng the hymn, “Peace. Perfect Peace"—in pendix’."—Neicark Evening News. Timep brain potent uction of the Label on botte tells the Original — nd nervous tension relax under the ginal Abbott's Angostura Bitters. Abbott's, “Dip you have a pleasant voyage?” * sighed the beautiful American helress. ete ono of the saddest experiences of my life. | There wero two counts and a duke aboard, but the weather was so rough that they never camo out of their rooms."—Chicago Record-Herald. “Do you know anything about flirting?” o,"" be replied, sadly; “I thought I did, but when [tried it, hanged if the girl dida’t marry me.” —Chicago Post. PorvLan clamor is golng the rounds for the famous Extra Dry Champagne, Cook's Imperial. Try tt! You will ike tt, “I see there’s somo talk of some members of the Legislature framing a new trolley bill, marked the inquisitive youth, Yes,’ Med bis father. “How trolley bill framed, anyway?” “In guilt, usually.""—Philadelphia Press, For those who go only occasionally into society, for those actively in society, for business and professional men, for young men and young women and for parents, there 1s nothing to equal the complete instraction in tact, taste, style, correct manners and successful ent found in Correct Social Usage,” padi York Soctety of Self-Culture, at No, 156 F York. It sums up for Its reader the su truest good form. If you desire to keep in constant touch with soctety at its best, no matter where you live, send for | this work. Descriptive circular upon application. White in England Henry Ward Beecher was entertained by a leman who believed in spiritual- ism and was himself a medium. 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