Life — November 12, 1903 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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S-H-H-HE An’ mop up th’ tears— the fortunate man, What he wanted was the casb Nen sez “Sh-b-b!" tn hand. My maw—she's upstairs a ! aah . ae kcovarubl aes, I'm go’ tell my maw ‘at sho “Don't do that. Leave it in the bank and tell It's all bundied up an’ red— Don’t suit me one bit— mo what you want.” Can't nobody sti; Why d’ all say “Sh-h-h!" to me He wanted a farm of sixty acres with a house nt ‘ An’ not say heh” to It? on it—the whole to cost a few hundred. paaiele y say a:word —Chicago Tribune. “What else?” Since It come to us. “¢ ‘ ‘ Onl iuiee cal cbkee weara, ‘ Gant Hare a horse and saddle and bridle tin’ all Its fuss, Wituias M. Cuase bas a story of Whistler, . Is “Sb-b-h!” the artist, who died recently in London. A year ago ioe a noe? hate nurse; alle abakes be Mr. Chase went abroad to have bis portrait painted : : - ich 7 Soon omar —— by Sargent. He cad sack of Wastlee ia Londen, ieee ome provisions? “Sb-h-b!"" she sez—at" ane’ eat and they got along famously until Whistler inaug- ar . te a Bd oe are alls ue urated a series of daily quarrels. Chase stood It Tahal clue — was a pause Doctor—he's th’ man ‘at brung for some time, but, as the situation became most HO ive mae ante MciieLe tor thevold.wenian’ ts It to us to stay— uncomfortable, he told Whistler that they had bet- ine ler beset iba is pledge He makes me put out my tongue, ter part before they came to blows. eee peepee eae Nea eet; “Sh-b “Part?” sald Whistler. “What for?” Tue auaee id Jest “Sh-b-b! “Because I cannot stand this incessant quarrel- bat else om ing.” js there more yet "Too bad.” said Whistler. “It is such relaxa- "Yes." . . tion. And I can only enjoy it with my friends, for “Weil, give me a plug of tobacco an’ set mo my enemies only let. mo do it once."—New York #WN where the fish will bite all day, an’ you can Times. bave the rest."—Ezchange. I goed in to see my *Nen clumb on th’ Was sb Pshaw! “Sh-h © what she sald! ‘Nen It blinked an’ tried to see— m I runned away Tux Floridian knows when he fs rich, and so Out to my old apple tree, he is happier in bis wealth than a millionaire. Where no. one could say King Edward {s a poor slave beside him. The “Sh-h-bY Florida Times-Union says that there 1s much philo- 'Nen T lay down on th’ ground sophic contentment in Florida, and tells a story to An’ say ‘at I jest wish substantiate the statem: I was big! An’ there's a sound— When the phosphate boom was young a specu- *At old tree says “Sh-h-b!" lator paid one of these contented Florida folk “Is he very rich?” *Nen I cry an’ ery an’ cry sixteen thousand dollars for a tract of land the “Rich? Why, he’s so rich he daren't look TIN my paw, be hears native had tried to sell for five hundred. The sum twice at a girl for fear she'll bring a breach of An’ comed there an’ wiped my eyo conveyed only a vague impression to the mind of promise suit."—Phitadclphia Ledg! Nacespy: I notice in the papers that Dowle, the alleged prophet, expects to save a soul for every dollar he spends in New York City, thus quoting sinners at a dollar a hea Wacosby: Yes; but you will find that Dowi. himself will come out a good deal more than a dol- lar ahead.—Baltimore American. Live ts for sale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain, The International Compans, Bream's Building. C IF GENUINE | Quintessence Always the Same! Drawn from Age. Purity, Flavor and concentrated in one is the Unapproachable Quality of WILSON Hunter WHISKEY, Rye That’s All! and the fist bought, WM. LANAHAN & SON, Baltimore, Ma. THE WILSON DISTILLING CO, Baltimore, Md. LOW-RATE HOMESEEKERS’ EXCURSION TO FLORIDA. Th For the benefit of homeseekers, the various railroads to Florida will eell on November e 11 special excursion tickets from Washington to the following points at rates quoted :— EK yptian Sarasota, Fla..cesseseees . ere i.) Braidentown, * 3 Sabb aviearbenss "20 70 Beaton. arcsec sets Cigarette Panta Gorda, « + a eo ‘These tickets will be good going on November 11 only, and to retarn within fifteen days, and will not be good to stop off in either direction, In connection with these excursio ennsylvania Railroad Company will sell one-way tickets to Washington, at revular rates, from all stations on its lines east of AROMATIC DELICACY— Pittaburg and Erle, together with exchange orders on the railroads out of Washington for an excursion ticket from Wasbington to the above-mentioned points at rates quoted. MILDNESS— PURITY Best Line to Chicago and the West—NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com