Life — October 22, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Ss OUR FOOLISH EN . (NTEMPORARKES ai There is no biliousness SAFETY IN NUMBERS. va better le oer nante 16a in old beer “AML men lars,” than To pick and di ate That fellow a man. Philadelphia Press. The beer that makes you bilious : ” for a perfect condensed milk preserved without is what we call a “green beer.” It sugar, bu: Borden's Pe ess Brand Evaporated | is beer that is marketed too soon Cream. It a perfect food for infant. ae 2 — that is insufficiently aged. IF YOU ARE LOOKIN! Tiere 1s good land and poor land in Missourl. In the southwestern section it is mostly of the latter variety. A farmer who was Just moving out says ’ Westore Schlitz Beer for months no one belleves in hell down there, because they ‘ . . think it would be foolish to have two places so in refrigerating rooms, and this ee : fact requires a storage capacity for s ben, “is so worried ‘rout what's » on in South America an’ de 425,000 barrels. Philippines dat clean fohgits to keep deir own —Washington Star. We keep it there until it is well Conn. The most pop Vf fermented. That adds to the cost, cai se ial of course. That is why some beers Enrrover: Yes, 1 advertised for a strong boy. (Pee are shipped green. H I the DIN? Well, I just finished Nekin’ nine- ts out in de hall.—Philadelphia Tnqutrer Va We are Oxcr Lord Salisbury was going out to lunch ose raloy day, wicn bis secretary tan afer him : j that careful with an umbrella which he had forgotten. The Muay av the Atbeamuea Gireagy. ou eab't krust all through those bishops !"—Argonaut, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, Commonw Avenue. Electric lights. New and ‘ * Careful about materials — about most approved plumbing. cleanliness. I wave one filled,” said S a a i Senate ' rant at Washington one day lest seasion and So careful that we filter all the heon. $ air that touches Schlitz Beer. asked Senator Kean, of New should like to eat everything and then bave 1% And when it is bottled and the work of din volve on some Democrat.”"— 1 sealed, we sterilize every bottle. You can face the work of life with a new determina- Your doctor will tell you to tion when you feel full of energy. Abbott's, the Original drink Schlitz Beer, rather than > Angostura Bitters create energy. I want some rice; let me see, common beer; and it costs you no more than the common. how much Wedding or pudding?—Yon- :> to skin me, that scribbler did!” j t did bo want? r, Ss . Ask for the brewery bottling. “Wanted to get out a book the book and T to write the turned him down. I wasn't going to do all the literary work !"—Baltimore Nets. A sir of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne WE CLAIM THAT will convince you of your folly in patronizing other Cette Great Englisn Remedy brands. BLAIR’S PILLSKge Cua Cian, the eloquent Representative | Safe, Sere, {ffective. 60c. 60c, Atty yi A IS BEST—BECAUSE Its told straight. : * U It brings the dis- from Missouri, is a staunch champlon of his Stat DRUGGIS: tiller far more price than any other made ia “You people out In Missouri,” said a New York the United States, man to him, “are all right, but you are too pro- Ripans Tabules are the best dvepepria medi- It is hand made, sour mash, and has the best eigela’ | cine ever made.” A hundred tailiions of them reputation, 5 on havo Leen # Id fn the United States in a tingle Our Scotch Whiskies are true Glenlivets; are “Provincial?” snorted Clark. “Provincial? bem Constipation, beartburn, tick headache, sold straight. vhy, let sl or 8 d ‘Tho Souvenir is old. Why, let me tell you, sir, the shoe Is on the other abs teueesHician tree dears eral Fhe bonnie Biles Bosh ts very old. foot. Nobody in New York knows anything about edor cured by Ripans Tahules, One | Compare them with any others, Missouri, but everybody in Missouri knows all about i generally give relief within twenty mine New York."—Saturday Evening Post. Siac eisttenenne® H enove for erciary eccustons || FYB. KIRK & CO., N.Y. comicbooks.com