Life — October 1, 1903 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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IN THE NEAR FUTURE. Domestic: Don't you want to go-out this afternoon, Mrs. Manning? Mistress: Yes, Mary, I should like to go out; but I'm afraid it will Incommode you. Domestic: Ob, never mind me, marm; it's | so long since you've had an afternoon of I must | insist that you take one to-day. But be sure and ome early. I may have callers, you know, I shall want somebody to tend the door.— Boston Transcript. Epagwoon INx, Greenwich, Conn. The most popniar | summer resort hotel on the Sound shore for critical New York people w open. + AN old negro living in Carrollton was taken Ml recently, and called in a physician of bis race | to prescribe for him. But the old man did not n to be getting any better, and finally a white iclan was called. Soon after arriving, Dr. felt the darkey’s pulse for a moment, and examined his tongue. id your other doctor take your temperature?" he asked, “I don’t know, sah,” be answered, feebly; I haint missed any- thing but my watch as ylt, boss.""—Argonaut, HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home, Jack: T hear you are going to marry Miss Prettyun. Permit me to congratulate you on your excellent taste. Tom: But the engagement is off. I'm not going to marry her or anyone else. Jack: Indeed! n allow me to congratu- late you on your good sense.—Chicago Evening Forrivy yourself against sickness by keeping the Stomach In good shape with Abbott's, the origtaal Angos- tora Bitters, At druggists and grocers. Fon ber farewell tour of America, the Chicago Tribune suggests the following programme for Adelina Patti: ‘arewell Forever,” y Au Re- yolr, but Not Good-By,” “How Can I Leave Thee Said Good-E Bid Me Good-By and Go, Don't Caro If You Never C Back.” Tosti “Good-By,” “Fare Thee Well, for I Must Leave a Take Your Clothes and Go, Will Return Again.""—Exchange A novsenoLD word to-day, Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne, in which the highest quality possible ts main EY spectal serogram from Yokohama, August 8, 2003 "The Russians have announced that they are about to evacuate Manchuria."—Clereland Plain Dealer, Visitor: You haven't got half as nice a ceme- tery here as we have in Elmville. Prominent Citizen (of Hawrille): No, I've always heard that the cemetery is the only part of your town that holds out any inducements for per- manent residents.—Chicago Tribune, Mr. Jones: That young Snodgrass seems lke one of the family, 118 ONLY DacanrER : How $0, papa? Why, he looks scared when your mother's anywhere hear.""— Exchange. “With many a cup and many a smile The festal moments we beguile, And let all here hail with me TA pureirye, ‘ile Label. At All First-Class Dealers. The Highest Perfection of the Brewer's Art. Per dozen pinta, ACKER, MERRALI. & CONDIT COMPANY New York Agents WE CLAIM THAT Old Crow Rye IS BEST—BECAUSE !t 's sold «trai It brings toe tiller far more price than any other made in the United States, It is hand made, sour mash, and has the best reputation, Ovr Scotch Whitkics are true Glenlivets; are Souvenir is old ‘The Bonnie Brice Bush is very old. Compare them with any others. H. B. KIRK & CO., N. Y. Play with Bicycle Cards, and Hold Good Cards. They always wear well. Sold by dealers. Popular price. Rider back—in continuous use for twenty years. Most popular card back ever printed. Many other designs, Inciuding new Automobile designs. The U. S, Playing Card Co. Cinctanatl, U.S. A. ‘We will send 128-page Condensed He-te for 10c. stamps, if addressed to Dept. 51. Best Line to Cincinnati and St. Louis—New York Central. comicbooks.com