Life — September 24, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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“Irs hard to have a lot of debts tha! y can’t pay.” ‘Oh! I don’t know. It’s worse to have a lot that you simply bave to pay."—Phitadetphia Ledger. Epa.woon INN, Greenwich, Conn. The most popular summer resort hotel on the Sound shore for critical New York people, Now open. A PosTAL card sent from Billville to one of the absent brethren, reads: “Dear Jim—Nutbin’ but good to tell y Your crap paid off the mortgage, your brother broke out o° jail, an’ your daddy has jest got $1,000 out the railroad fer run- nin* over hi Ain't Providence providin' !"— Atlanta Constitution ME, BOSTON. The deal America for permanent and transient guests. Ir is said that Mark Twain was standing !a a crowded street car, hanging to a strap, the other | As the car swung around a corner the strap e, dumping bim into the lap of a well-dressed The humorist arose and bowed. “Madam,” : the first time the street car com- conferred a favor on me."—Argonaut. Asx for Delettrez’ Myrtis If you can appreciate the very finest perfume made. “1 see that the superintendent of a cooking school has had to retire on account of her health.” “What fs the matter with ber?” “Dyspepsia.” —Judge. BriGntxess of niind and strength of body come only from perfect digestion, Make the stomach strong with Abbott's, the Original Angostara Bitters. “L atearn to-day that your son was an unde! taker. I thought you told me he was a physician “Not at all.” “L don't like to contradict, but I'm positive you did “You misunderstood me, I said he followed the medical profession.""—Philadelphia Press. “THe MapNess or Mccit Money,” by Alfred Henry Lewis, portrays in @ graphic and sensational manrer the amazing eccentricities of the newly rich In Everybody's Magazine for October. Get It, “You can always tell an Englishman," said the Briton, proudly. “Of course you can," replied the Yankee, “but it doesn’t do any good, because he thinks he knows it all."—Philadelphia Ledger. Was you are at the Clab, drink a nice cold bottle of | Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. An exhilarating beverage. I wish we had a nice large country place, e I could give a lawn party Hvspanp: Just for the pleasure of inviting some of your friends, eh? Wir Well, yes; and the pleasure of not toviting some.—Philadetphia Ledger. Posmeny: e only champagne served at the famous dinner given by the Pilgrims in honor of Sir Thomas Lipton. A fit wine for a noble guest Those who know and appreciate the best invariably order Pommery. A Littie Previous: “Well,” sald the doctor, “how do you feel to-day? “Oh, doctor.” replied the patient, wearily, “I am suffering the torments of the damned.” “What! Already?” inquired the doctor, pleas- antly.—Chicago Post. - THE-BEER THAT. MADE MILWAUKEE The yeast in Schlitz Beer never changes Beside purity, there’s nothing more important in beer than the yeast. We experimented for years to get a yeast that was right—a yeast that would give a better flavor than any other beer had. When we got it we saved the mother cells. And all the yeast used in Schlitz beer from that time, and forever, is developed from those original cells. But its best goodness is purity Drinking Schlitz Beer means drinking good health. Not another beverage which you drink is so carefully made. We even filter all the air that touches it, and sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. Yet the price of common beer buys it. Ask for the brewery bottling. “wt” OLD CROW RYE ‘xeuse Kk Than anetetlnn cuaite in the United States, Tt is hand made, sour mash, and has the best reputation, Our Scotch Whiskies are true Glenlivets ; are sold straight. The Souvenir is old. H. B. KIRK & Co., N. Y. It brings the distiller far more price The Bonnie Brier Bush is very old, Eight Trains Daily for Chicago-NEW YORK CENTRAL comicbooks.com