Life — September 17, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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POLLY’S PREPARATIONS. Polly, put the kettle ¢ (It has been sterilized, I hope?) Polly, put the kettle (And washed wit Polly, put the kettle on— serubbed, sun-dried, dus brushed, sifted, pasteuri Polly, put the kettle on; we'll all take tea EDAEWOOD INN, Greenwich, Conn, The most pop er resort hotel on the Sound shore for critical 9 York peopte. Jouxsy: have you teeth? Graxora: No, my child, they have all gone Then I think Ft let you hold my nuts whit I run an errand Seening Times Exousit Tovrist: | Walter, bring me son; sugar, please. Witb West Warren: There ain't but three lumps 1 ‘ : ave them a soon as them s ; they've got ‘em marked and they’ king dice with ‘em Exchange HOTEL VEN BOSTON, All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of bome Cuouty: That was a thing you said to Freschey lawst night Miss Perreny: Who told you? Why, I—er—heard you say it” “Yes, but who told you it was clever?”"—Phil- adetphia Press. ‘Sue always sald she would never marry an foret Cayenne. r an young man who does hi best to be an imitat foreigners."— Washington Star. Bean tn mind that the Champagne yon want Is Cook's Impertat Extra Dry. Made in America, better than foreign makes. Patsy: Mom, won't yer gimme me candy now? Didn't of tell ot woulda’t give ye a at all if ye didn’t kape still? Well, the longer ye kape still the sooner ye'll get it."—PRiladelphia Press EXCHANGE weakness for heaith—lassitude for e ng Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, Isn't he just the sweetest “Well, Lucy, [ don't know much a cherubs, specimen of tainly owling succe Fan-raurp Yellowstone Park, the we of our Republic, suggests primitive accommed In fact you can go there in a palace car and be en- tertained in luxury in the most modern of hoiel during your stay, Think it ove Oxcr upon a time Professor Wilson, of Edin- burgh, wrote on the blackboard in bis laboratory : “Professor Wilson informs his students that he has this day been appointed honorary physician to the queen In the course of the morning he had occasion to leave the room and found on his return that a student had added to the announcement the words: “God save the queen.”—Chicago Saturday Eve- ning Heratd. you doldrink, drink Trim le” \\\ “Whilst we together jovial sit Careless, and ned with mirth and wit, 10 years ‘old, aged WHITE, WENTZ & co. © by time, Wwnie Phila. &\New York. 4not artificially. ESTABLISHED 1793. as Green Label. At All First-Class Dealers. WE CLAIM IS BEST— THAT 0 L D C R OW RY E BECAUSE It is sold straight. It brings the distiller far more price than any other made in the United States. It is hand made, sour mash, and has the H. B. KIRK best reputation. Our Scotch Whiskies are true Glenlivets ; & CO.. N.Y. are sold straight. The Souvenir is old. The Bonnie Brier Bush is very old. Compare them with any others. comicbooks.com