Life — September 3, 1903 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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*LIFE: 221 oem THE SOCIAL REGISTER. The New York Daily: THe BULLIFAT INKUMS HAVE GONE To THEE LLENOX COTTAGE FOR A PEW DAYS. “Esop Up to Date. Tur Mitkmatp axp Her Patt or Minx. Sood Girl for a long Time, and ail of New A MILKMAID having bee +L Careful in her Work, her mistress gave her a Milk all for herself. : With the Pail on her Head she tripped Gayly away to the Mar- ket, saying to Herself: : “How Happy Lam! For this Milk I shall get a Shilling; and with that Shilling I shall buy Twenty of the Eggs Laid by our Neighbor's fine Fowls. ‘These Eggs I shall put under Mistress’s old Hen, and even if only Half of the Chicks grow up and Thrive before next Fair time comes Round, I shall be able to Sell them for a Good Gu ‘Then I shall Buy me a Monte Carlo Coat and an Ermine Stole, and I will Look so Bewitching that Robin will Come Up and Offer to be Friends again. But I won't Make up Too Easily ; when he Brings me Violets, I shall just Toss My Head So—and—" Here the Milkmaid gave her Head the Toss she was thinking about, and the Pail of Milk was Dislodged from its Resting-Place on her Head. But, being a Member of a Ladies’ Physical Culture Club, she Deft ught the Pail and Replaced It. All Turned Out as she had planned, and when Robin married her he gave her an Electric Automobile. Monat: Don't Discount Your Chickens Before they are Hatched. Carolyn Wells. Cannibalism, A 7 times the shipwrecked sailor eats his mate, +X And eating ends some missionaries’ tale ; But think how truly dreadful were his fate, If Edward Everett Hale! & Anwse onan’ “SEE MERE, SIR. I ALLOW NO ELEPHANT To PUT HIS TRUNK AKOUND ME ON SHONT ACQUAINTANCE.” comicbooks.com