Life — August 6, 1903 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Improved Proverbs. ON CHANCE. MAPHERE'S many a slip ‘owist the cup and the lip Is a proverb seen often in print; if the slip that is there Rut one need not cari Have the fragrance and flavor of mint. ON SUFFICIENCY. A most economical way To get the most out of the least Is, when you would breakfast, to “Un ocuf is as good as a feast! ON DISCUSSION. Wives and husbands may often agree, Yet, of course, there are times when they de Where th will there's a ON OPPORTUNITY. Now this is an ad: old styl “A miss is as good as a mi But changing one letter, And going one better: A kiss is as good as a smile. ON SUNDAY. When Sunday comes ‘round t one thing to cheer A man who is prone to eating with greed, For custom, it seems, ha ¢ this “The better the day, the be the ed! -Foiz Carmen. On Liberty. M AN has been vaunt- ing himself as a free agent ever since it be- came apparent that he was nothing more than aslave. The use of the word “liberty” is a consolation he allowed himself when his bondage became too noticeable. No man who is obliged, through deference to his wife’s mandate, to attend an author's reading, sit four hours at an opera smother his brains at an afternoon tea, or submit calmly to a five months’ coal strike, is a free agent. No woman who does homage to a cook, accepts money from her husband as if she were a housekeeper, pays taxes on her prop- erty when she is not allowed to vote, or takes meekly the snubs of the other woman a little higher in the social scale, is a free agent. We begin, as children, to make believe we are free, and Who having, unto truth, by te Made such a sinner of his memory To credit his own: lie, we end by firmly accepting the idea as if it were something incontrovertible. We are obliged te read the best selling We Could brew beer for half our cost materials. cleanliness. sive process. We could cut down half on We could save what we spend on We could cease filtering our air. We could send out the beer with- out aging it for months — but the beer would then cause biliousness. We could save what it costs to sterilize every bottle —an expen- Yet You would pay the same / THE BEER | THAT MADE for Schlitz ? |/MILWAUKEE| Common beer—brewed without all our precautions — costs you no less than Schlitz Beer. When you can get a pure beer— a healthful beer — at just the price of a poor beer, isn’t it wise to ask Ask for the brewery bottling. H. B. KIRK & CO., N. Y. “wat” OLD CROW RYE ‘reuse rt than aay otter made inthe United Sates ore PP It is hand made, sour mash, and has the best reputation. kics are true Glenlivets ; are sold straight. Our Scotch Wh The Souvenir is old, The Bonnie Brier Bush is very old. Compare them with any others. comicbooks.com