Life — August 6, 1903 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Apparently Not. E'VE wireless wires and scabs, But will we ever own A cussless, waitless, out-of-order- P| less, Girlless telephone? Moments of History. HAKESPEARE was just about to tell the stage manager to announce the first act of “As You Like It,’ when a terrible commo- tion in front made him suspect that all was not right. Hastening out, he discovered a group of speculators about to begin business, and hastily calling the queen’s guards, in eight minutes by the clock he had them all thrown into the Thames. “‘Our stage business,’ remarked William senten- tiously, “may not be up to date, but at least this horror of future generations is not for us."" 2:50 A. M.—THEN ME WOKE UP. NOTICE AuTomoanist witt o AND NOW NE IS BACK IN TILE RANKS, Kettle, Etc. [7 ithe stagense rated bs the passion to make money, with a very little admix. ture of arusiic conscience.—A Newspaper. Afterall, there are times when nobody seems able to hit off the kettle’s blackness more aptly and convincingly than the pot. SHERLOCK: HOLMES: RIGGS: I hear that Jones is completely knocked out by “How Do YOU DEDUCE, MR. HOLMES, THAT THE STRANGEL ACKOss overwork. WAY EATS WITH 18 KNIFE . ates fpaicue: Business or pleasure ? comicbooks.com