Life — July 23, 1903 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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~~ Ballads of Bad Babies. I ITTLE Izzy Izzenheimer L ‘Thought he'd be a steeple climber. Climbed ’way up St. Peter's steeple, Then fell off and killed some people. Broke the -e-r off his name ; Wasn't that the nicest game? Papa got there just in time Yo pick up Izzy Izzenheim. K. Little Katie Katzenjammer Saw an axe and saw a hammer; Saw her lovely Auntie Sadie Sitting underneath a shady Tree upon a little hammock ; Went and sawed her in the stammock. When her auntie saw the hammer, She licked Katie Katzenjammer. M. Little Mandy Mennypenny Saw her angel brother Benny Eating up a lot of candy, Went and gota hatchet handy, Cat square off the head of Benny, Little Benny Mennypenny. Don't you wish that you were Mandy And could have all Benny's candy ? J Howard Arthur Spitzenmiller Tried to be a Jady killer ; Saw a lady in a house, Crept up still as any mouse ; Took a gun and shot her dead. “That will do for one,” he said. Wasn't Howard Spitzenmiller Just the swiftest lady killer? T. Uncle Thomas Townsend Tyler Built a great big engine biler. Nephew Tommy used to play In his uncle's shop all day. Once he went and got some water ; Put it where he hadn't oughter ; Got up steam and bust the biler. That's the last of Tommy Tyler. Harry P, Taber, The Object. INTING to the machine of whiéh he was the proud and happy inventor, the celebrated psychologist evinced by a sigh the iéeepest sense of satisfaction. “Another step,” he exclaimed, ‘is now made possible in the education of the Amer- ican Child. By placing infants in this ma- chine for only an hour a day from infancy up, the total namber of impressions sent through the efferent nerves to the cortex is registered. Dividing these over a given number of years by the average number of days and noting the increase by years, we have the average in- crease, which checked off by the sum total of facts registered in my new system of examina- tions, enables us at last to apply the double entry system of bookkeeping to the develop- ‘ment of real child culture.” “Bat,” we asked innocently—for it was evident from the start that we were mere tyros, and hadn't the faintest idea of the ex- treme value of science—‘* what do you gain Wherenpon the psychologist pushed us aside with a sign of contempt. “Why, my living, of course,” he exclaimed Its eaay to operate a Winton 9 horsepower Touring Orr, techaalams Goce the work and down't leave it all 10 fgorernor-button” un Price of tbe 29 horsepower Winton Touring Car, complete with dram aide lampa born, tc.. $2500.00, WINTUNMOTORCLAKILGM COMPLNY, Berve Read, Clveland, DS.L. With a touch of real pathos. “Rides Like a Pullman” _ “think the Searchmont is undoubtedly the easiest-riding automobile built to-day. It rides like a Puliman. You have certainly struck the key-note. 1 think you are building the hest car on the market, regardless of price.” The rare smoothness and luxuriousness of tr Searchmont ss is due, not only to the splendid type of motor and transmission, which do their work with the least possible jar, and to the com- fortable, roomy body of the car, but particularly to the superbly fine adjustment of part to part. This also is the secret of its reliability. This thought is suggested to us by the above letter recently received from a Searchmont owner. We get letters like this almost every day. Send for catalogue of “ America’s Leading Automobile” NEW YORK, John Wanamaker PITTSBUI . MILWAUKEE, Jonas Automottio Co PHILADELPHIA. ND, Cleveland Auto. & Sapply XT, y Rost: Co. ol PROVIDENCE, B. DETROIT. W. 11, Weber CHICAGO, Githens Broa Co. WASHINGTON. Chas, F. Miller & Bro, NEWARK Automobile Co, of N.J. BALTIMORE, Mar-Del Moblle Go, NNEAPOLIS, A. P, Case & Co. SEARCHMONT AUTOMOBILE CO., North American Building, Philadelphia Factories: Searchmont (near Chester) Pa. comicbooks.com