Life — July 23, 1903 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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A LITTLE bird sat on a telegraph wire, And said to his mates, “I declare, If wireless telegraphy comes into vogue, We'll all have to sit on the air.” —London Fishing Gacette. ‘THE COLORADO SPECIAL. One night Chicago to Denver. Only twonightsen route from the Aulantic seaboard, Magnificent dally train via the Chicago, Union Pacific and Northwestern Line, with baffet- Ubrary car, Pullman drawing-room steeping cars, diolng cars, free reclining chair cars and day coaches, through ‘without change. Leaves Chicago 6:30 P, M,, arriving at Den- ver nexteveaing. A second daily train similarly equipped leaves Chicago at 11:30 P. M., arriving Denver the second morning. All agents sell tickets via this route, “Dipn’r they start at once on their wedding journey?" “No. tleket: “What sort of a mistake?” “Why, it seems that her father didn’t under- stand that the bridegroom expected him to pay for them."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Eporwoop Ixy, Greenwich, Conn. The most popular summer resort hotel on the Sound shore for critical New York people, Open from May 27th. Tue Seconv: When your first wife was dying you promised her you never would drink again. He: Yes, I know; but when I told her that 1 thought I was going to dle, too.—Boston Tran- script. Tue magnificent stage roads now being con- structed by the Government throushout Yellowstone Park make a coaching trip through that wonderful country one of the most remarkable and never-to- be-forgotten experiences of a life-time. Youno Cusser: By George! I see Brownstone, the millionaire, has been stabbed. Otp Groveny: How sad! How very sad! It has put the market down two points.—Brooklyn Life. There was a mistake about the railway that REDUCED RATES TO ASHEVILLE. Pennsylvania Ratiroad will sell on account of the meeting of the National Dental Association, Asheville, N. C., round-trip tickets on July 2ist, 22d, 25th and 28th, good to return until August 24, at rate of $23.85 from New York, Hussanp (in an aside to his wife): If you can't think of some more anecdotes of our chil- dren's smartness let's go home right away, for they're getting ready to tell us things about thelr own.—Baltimore American. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. Commonwealth Avenue. Electric lights. New and most approved plumbing. Heng the eminent statesman who was dictat- ing the particulars of his early career to the re- porter paused for a moment. “This will be the place, I think,” be sald, “to insert the statement that I don't like to talk about myself, and that I mention these facts with evident reluctance.”— Chicago Tribune. You can face the work of life with a new determina- tion when you feel full of energy. 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