Life — July 23, 1903 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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THE NEW PROPOSAL. lady's house, hia voice peal fed in to ber in this ap- William, don’t eat like a pig," made no impres- vion upon him. Vill any poor, aMicted Christian buy some Ono day William and his bosom friend, a good, kind gingerbread of a fine, spicy old man pall nelghber, Cined alone, and William was Despite this sadly mixed cry, trade became heard to say in a tone of great satisfaction as he (The Thomas S. Clarkson School of Technology confers a degree of “bachelor of science in do- mestic engineering” upon young women who com- plete the course in household sciences.) very good—so good, indeed, that when the philan- planted both elbows on the table, “Say, Harry, Priscilla, when I gaze upon thropist again heard her words they ran: they's nobody hero but us. Let's eat Ike hogs ‘ The azure of your eyes, "WIL any fine, spicy Christian buy some poor, and enjoy ourselves.” I see the glory of the dawn afflicted gingerbread of a good, kind old man?"— — Carotine Lockhart, in July Lipphncolt't. And peace of twilight skies. Youth's Companion. Please note my blushing and my sigh, lls was a commercial traveler of the more And 0, Priscilla dear, Tux following story of the Pope's ready wit is ®48bY type, and had Just finished telling a start- ® But say the word that you'll be my current in Italy, where he personally 1s most pop- !9& stery to bis newly-made acquaintance In tho way carriage. “That reminds me cf one of Munchausen’s yarns,” remarked the victim, for want of something better to say. lunchausen ! Who is he?” “Why ¢cn't you know about him? He is the most colossal example of mendacity that clviliza- Domestic ular, even among the Anti-Clericals. He has some nephews who find it somewhat difficult to extract money from him. The wife of one of these nephews fs said to bave undertaken to get some from him. ¢ solicited an interview, and, having obtained it, Ioly Father, I come to seek your advice. What joy! Your knowledge so exact Would ever charm my soul— You know just how best to extract Heat units from the coal. No grim bacilli could get by aid Iam pocr, I bave a large family, and, alas! I am a Te souL were watching Bea, in dett. I havo been gifted by Heaven with a on has produced. Priscilla, 0, say you'll be my geod: veiss, (and. the piopristor Of a muale bell bas A brief, painful silence ensued, which was Domestic Engineer. offered me a large salary to appear on bis sta broken by tho traveler, in a tone that was almost A life with you—It could be but and “Ing a few simple songs. Ought I to accept ‘mld. “Excuse me, my friend,” he said, “if T seem offer ly," replied His Holiness ; ret that my official position will n A fate serene, divin For even pies must all be cut the Inquisiti . but would you mind telling me what house he tr Is for —Exchange. ig thee! allow mo to be present at your debut."—New York tor could me defy— THE OLO SUBURBAN FACES. I should not fear. please, will you be my Arnovés ct nothing tn particular, do you re- have’ bad veatmates, I have had companions, Domestic Engineer? member the story cf the European Ambassador, In the crowded smoker, it, the tardy milk trains; —Chicago Tribune. who, meeting an officer of the Oriental Sovereign to All, all are gone, the old suburban faces, whose Court he had just been accredited, remarked I have been bustling, I have been hurrying, . rtainly—with pleasure—was just thinking | ’ THE way of the philanthropist, of stb of having one myself. Dy the way, how lnrgely Belting my breakfast food, gulping down my coffee; | author of “A Third Pot-Pourrt” tells, seems unduly Tnurder enters Into your system of goverment. 1 RY hing to meet the old suburban faces | bard. The pbitanthropist, who was pan Oli am told that not a single one of your kings has 1 have stocd, I have sat down on the coal-box, lady of Exeter, England, got hold o| & aimed died In bls bed during the last two hundred years!” Reading my paper, grumbling like the others; sailor, who moved her to great pity. To help bim “Non: replied the courtier, with patriotic — Watching them scowl, tho old suburban faces. along she purchased a tray on which be was to) yon. A Mave dled 1d Abele bees expose gingerbread for sale. during that period—though I have to admit that in Gbost-like I wander through the crowded coaches, She gave bim a start in gingerbread, also the Lach case the [oyal sleeper was found with the Peering at the strangers that are all about me; ] privilege of standing before her most respectable sattress on top of him !"—Sporting Times. Seeking to find the old suburban faces. residence to cry bis wares. In addition, she com- vind aad Talis adtibrecn,Aelicen are Fureild posed and taught him the following words to repeat Is this some other planet? Or am I dreaming? at intervals: Wittiam’s table manners were otoTiowsy ee eee eee eeeene old suburban taeese “WIM any good, kind Christian buy som bad,—so bad that he was facetiously accused of . BEY ELNS, an faces? spicy gingerbread of a poor, afficted old man spoiling the manners of a pet coon chained in the Ah, yes! I see it all. I've missed the dummy ‘The first morning the sailor sold shilling’s back yard. eripped his fork as though afraid And caught a through train, filled with rank out- worth of gingerbread in a short t do his suc- it was from him, and he used siders! cess went to bis bead. Pretty soon, from his st it Hike a hay-fork Reproaches and entreaties ‘They're on ahead, the old suburban face: tion on the pavement In front of the gentle of wero in va Ilis big sister's pleading, “Please, Chicago Tribune. ~~ Live ts for wale by all Newsdealers in Great Britain, The International Ni 7 _ — Company, ‘4 Bntiding, Chancery Lane, London, F.C, England, AGENTS. . cies == ——— ; Established 1823. Distinction. WHISKEY. Whiskey That’s All! sianited THE WILSON NINTILLING Ca M6 LANA LAN & BON, Ih Maluimore, Ma OLD CROW RYE STRAIONT WHISKEY SOLE ecTTLBRs, NEW’ YORK, Morning, Noon and Night Fast Trains to The West\—Via NEW YORK CENTRAL, * —_ has the distinct! € unig Always best by every te comicbooks.com