Life — July 23, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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A Golfer's Plea. WEETHEART, ere the sunlight wanes, And the evening winds ow gruesome, Vv Moaning down the lonely Janes, Let us play a truant two-son All the air is sweet with s¢ For a lassie and her laddy ;— We will only take along Cupid for a caddy ! i How the gleaming green invi And the beaming blue abov 'Tis a day for dream-delights,— "Tis a day for golf and lo Kisses ! — they shall mark the score For a lassie and her ladd We Cupid for a caddy! , dear! e often had before On the length of all the links ‘There's no caddy half so skilly; He is artful as a minx, Captivates one willy-nilly. Fast he holds the hearts in thrall Of a lassie and her laddy ; Let us keep, for “good and all,” Cupid for a caddy! Sennett Stephens, The Rest Cure. TBO) AM Nare takes (ce aod coaata glas aul reales: perature tion. Bath and breathing exercises Med Breakfast 9:30. Visit from resident physician 10:00. Massage 10:30. A glass of milk 11:00. Visit from my own phys counsels fr making y jelly of your brain,” and as much sleep as 11:30. Flowers from a friend 12:00 P.M Doctor ext vd from the ear for ex: 12:40. Medicine. tom from worry, relaxation, ass of your body and a s a drop of nation 1:00 ner. 1:30. Visit from neighboring patient who slips in s rules, and gives the history of her complicated ease. 2:00, Have just fallen the head nurse comes in to see how Iam resting. into a doze when A glass of milk. 00. Electricity. 3:30. Time to be weighed 4:00. Nurse comes in to lower blind, and tells of a woman who has just arrived and complained because a young in white ‘ LIPE* duck asked her impertinent questions. “Why, that was the doctor,” the nurse interposed. “Good Heavens!” the woman exclaimed, “T thought it was the cook !” 4:30. A cup of beef tea, 5:00. Letters. Medicine. upper. Visit from resident physician. A cold pacl A glass of milk. Thoroughly exhausted, “ Tired Nature's sweet restorer, balmy sleep,” comes to my relief at last. SWIR. Universities. [HE case of the student at Yale, who spent eleven thousand dollars in a year, is in a sense sporadic, but it is not without its general significance. The truth of the matter seems to be, American students, striking an average of pecuniary worth, can now afford to drink almost, if not quite, enough to raise our best universities to the level of Heidelberg, Berlin or Bonn, As for the use of tobacco, we have the Ger- man universities clearly beaten up the alley. In a word, our boys have no longer any need to go abroad for the genuine academic atmosphere. Too Previous. "PHE ANXIOUS MOTHER: Are you sure my son has appendicitis? Tur Evinent Spectatist: We can tell you better, madam, after the operation, Courtesies. AT once the American fleet cast < anchor, the Kaiser got away, exchanging visits at a slow, warming- up pace of se Ten minutes later, his Majesty, re- marking that he never felt fitter in his life, increased the clip to fifteen a minnte. At the one hundred and twenty-sixth visit the American was breathing hard, but he held out until three hundred and sixty-one visits had been ex- changed, The Kaiser showed that he could honor a brave adversary in defeat by laughing heartily in English and pre- senting each ship of the squadron with his complete works in five thousand volumes. Tt was a charming wedding tho other day at Grabstock, The bride, Miss Tootsie Pushe, was just lovely. And the groom, Lord Drink- more, was too sweet for anything with his pearl-gray trousers and dissipated face. The trousers were paid for by the bride’s father. N York fashionable society is quite excited over a fresh mystery. It appears that Mrs. Dullern Deth, at a dinner recently, had a look of merri- ment in her eyes and seemed, for an instant, on the point of saying some- thing with a point to it. But it was only for an instant. The look van- ished and she went on with her din- ner, She was one of the Sollums of Philadelphia—a yery old famil. The Ammi Innitts are lavish enter- tainers at Newport this summer. They gave an al fresco lunch on Wednesday that cost sixty-five hundred dollars, All the people worth knowing were EX LIBR os comicbooks.com