Life — July 2, 1903 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Proposing. TPE dark is the proper environment for a proposal. Be reasonably certain, however. that you are talking to the right girl. dian sill prove to you conclusively whether or not it was the right girl. In proposing toan heiress, use the term, “* May Ibe yours?” The time to propose to an actress is just before she brings her breach of ise suit. ‘The time to propose to a widow is when you call, and she is out. Propose to a Chicago girl on the third visit, and to the Philadelphia girl after eight years. ‘A telegram does nicely for a Kansas girl. To se to a Fifth Avenue girl, sce her legal pro; advi Be careful of your words. A girl may refuse u if you say “Do you love me?” who would throw herself into your arms if you ask, ly, Will you marry me? roposal should be accompanied by a kiss, ence of good faith. If you are timid, ask ypothetical question, thus, ‘* Milly, if a man vhout my build and prospects should ask you to irry him, what would you say?" Leave the rest to Milly. | A man who proposes to an old maid is an old fool Consider, when you put the question to a Jersey girl, how much alimony you can allow her, Ifyou propose on your knees, you will stay there the rest of your life. A long engagement means a short marriage. Every cloud has its silver lining. If the schoolgirl rejects you, go out and place abet on a fifty-to-one shot, Your luck will not desert you, Ifa girl takes your proposal with a gasp of surprise, be grateful ; your wife will be a dip- lomat. Remember, when a girl signs articles for the marriage bout, she expects the long end of the purse, win oF lose. No gentleman proposes before dinner. When a girl says ** No,” she means ** No.” ” she means ** Yes.” Norman Harris Logical Development. ATURALLY, in time there grew up two antagonistic schools of faith healing. The one, the allopathic sect, believed in| rith—lots of it. Faith, to be effective ase, must be employed in large doses. | , it was argued, the patient would get | no actual result from its use. ‘The other, the homeopathic cult, argued that} small and frequent doses were sufficient, A little faith, they claimed, was just as likely to hit the cerm as a whole mindful. Besides, they urged, the fee was just as large for a little faith as for a whole lot. And, still later on, there rose against these warring sects the supporters of the new creed which did not believe in using any faith at all, asserting that th: ills of humanity needed no mental or other medication which was the result of forced and artificial thinking. In the meantime, however, green apples con- tinued to produce stomach-ache. In other words, history repeated itself, but facts continued doing business at the same old stand. When a girl says wholesale against di: Otherwis THE POPULAR COMMERCIAL ana TOURIST ROUTE between Cleveland and Buffalo Steamer CITY OF BUFFALO Steamer CITY OF ERIE are new Connections Made At Buffalo with trains for all Eastern Canadian points. At Cloveland for a point tickets via C Line. fast and These steamers luxurious in their appointme surpassed for comfort and conver ithe service of the line is the finest red or ed St TIME CARD-DAILY Leave Cleveland 8 p.m. Leave Hatfalo S Send foor cents for W. F. HERMAN Gen. Pass. Agt. REDUCED RATES TO ATLANTA. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD will sell National Convention Baptist Young People’s Union of America, at Atlanta, Ga., July 9th to rath, Round Trip Tickets on July 6:h, 7th, sth and gth, good to return until July 1gth at rate of single fare for the round trip, plus one dollar, By depositing tickets with special agent at Atlanta, Ga., on or before July 15th, and payment of fee of 50 cents, extension of final limit may be obtained to reach original starting point not later than August 15th, \ account of the Pp HeLlEU & ONTARIO Ree NAV7GATTON CO. SNIAGARA TO THE SEA ful summer trip in A comicbooks.com