Life — July 2, 1903 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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<= OUR FOOLISH. ONTEMPORAR’ SOME FAMILY HISTORY, She had fifteen million dollars, Placed in bonds, and shares, and rents; He had fifteen million dollars, So they merged their sentiments. Now they've ralsed a son who's valued At exactly thirty cents, —Chicago Tribune. Eparwoon Lyx, Greenwic Ne most pop summer resort hotel on the Sound shore for eritical York people. Open trom May 27th. Sunpay Scioot Tracner: andments are there, Willie? Wite: Te “And suppose you were to break one of them?" “Then there —Phitadetphia Bultetin. How many com- only be nine TRY the Isles of Shoals this year, Fine hotels, Lovely | summer climate. Iilustrated booklets. Laighton Iros, & Ramadell, Portsmouth, N. IL Coronet THostas Wentworta Hr lives in Cambrid xt door to a Catholic prie: whose cow occ ly strays upon its neig! lawn, Inasmuch ay no fence serves as a barrier, One day the priest Colonel Higginson if he objected to the Intrusion of the cow on his lawn, | to which the colonel replied: I have no serte ous objection to the cow. I only draw the line at Papal bulls."—Christian Register. Have you arranged for your vacation yet? If not, consider the educational advantages of a trip Nowstone Park—one of the natural wonders of the world. never-to-be-forgotten experience awaits the interested tourist. Ennte: Yes, they eloped in an automobile. Eruev: And her father was standing right In the roadway. “Did be intercept them?" 3 he was glad they didn’t run over bim.” Chicago Daily News. “So you quarreled with your wife?* ‘0, sub,—she quarreled wid me.” “Don't you ever answer bac! “Jedge.” replied the witness, old !"—Atlanta Constitution. "'m forty year You cannot ect a firetclaes dinner unless the wine you serve is Cook's Imperiat Extra Dry Champagne. Dyer: Who holds the record in your auto- mobile club? Jack Shaffer. He ran over bimself.—Ez- change. “Poor man,” she said, stooping over the victim who had just been dragged out from under her automobile, “have you a wife?" “No.” he groaned, “this is the worst thing that ever happened to me."—Chicago Record- Herald, Fortiry yourself against sickness by keeping the stomach in good shape with Abbott's, the Original Angos- tora Bitters. At druggists and grocers. A STATEMENT was printed In the Topeka Capi- tal that Willlam Allen White, editor of the Emporia Gazette, wore a plug hat at the dinner given to President Roosevelt in Topeka. Soon after Mr. White returned to Emporia he sent this dispatch to the Capital: “Deny story that I wore plug hat Mob forming around office. Sheriff refuses protec- tion. Wife consulting an attorney, seeking divorce. Printers threatening strike.”—Argonaut, THE BEER | THAT MADE “| MILWAUKEE We Go to Bohemia for Hops We send our own buyers there every year to get the best that are grown, and we pay for them twice what common hops cost. A partner in our business buys our barley, and selects the best from all. We get our water from six wells, bored to rock. Our yeast is all developed from the original mother cells which helped make Schlitz Beer famous. We even filter air All the air that touches Schlitz Beer comes to it through air filters. And the beer itself is filtered through white wood pulp. Then we age it for months, until it can’t cause biliousness. We sterilize every bottle. Yet Schlitz Beer costs only common beer prices FAMOUS. Ask for the brewery bottling. WE CLAIM THAT H. B. KIRK & Co., N. Y. OLD CROW RYE ‘reatse iS BEST— It is sold straight. It brings the distiller far more price than any other made in the United States. It is hand made, sour mash, and has the best reputation. Our Scotch Whiskies are true Glenlivets ; are sold straight. The Souvenir is old. The Bonnie Brier Bush is very old, Compare them with any others, comicbooks.com