Life — June 25, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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= OuR FOOLISH (ONTEMPO Al “We come," said the orator, “ not to praise him.” There was a movement rear as a large, fat gentleman pushed to the front Dne moment, Mark!" he exclaimed; “this funeral can't go on until Undertaker Claudius Eronicus Joins the union !"—Baltimore News, ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA. The Overiand Limited 1s a solid through fast train leav- tng Chicago daily at $:00 P.M. for San Francisco, less than ee days en route, via the Chicago & North.Western, Union Pacific and Southern Pacific Railways, Its superb equipment includes baifet and smoking cars (i bath), compartment, observation and dining cars, reading lamps in every berth, telephone and Ubrary, The best of everything. Two other fast trains leave Chicago 10:00 A.M. and 11:90 P. M. daily “How is your daughter getting on with ber music? *Splendidly,” answered Mrs, Cumrox; “she can go to a classical concert and tell tly where to applaud without watching the rest of the audi- ence."—Washington Star Eparwoon INN, Greenwich, Conn, The most popular summer resort hotel on the Sound shore for critical New York people. Open fr “Witsams, bave you named the baby yet “Almost. We've got the two grandmothers to agree to arbitrate the case.""—Chicago Tribu Try the Isles of Shoals this sear. Fine hotels, Lovely summer climat ts. Laighton Bros. & Ramsdell, Port A. Fusser: What would you do it I would kiss you? Many McLaxe: I would scream for help, “Why, don’t you think I could do it alone?"— Punch Bowl. AnistocraTic, thoroughbred, silver Persian kittens ; exceptionally beautiful and ideal pets Peachable ; coats unusually long ; $75 and $100 each. Linpesacnst Catreny, Sound Beach, Conn, Sue: Is it really true that the blind can de- | termine color by the sense of touch? He: Sure. I once knew a blind man who was able to tell a red-hot stove by merely putting his finger on it.—Chicago Daily Neves. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTO: All the attractions of botel life, with comforts and privacy of bom IANGAET, I think you cheapen yourself by so much to the theater with Mr. Jones “No, mother; on the contrary, I'm making self very dear."—Harvard Lampoon BeiGHTNess of mind and strength of body come ot from perfect digestion, Make the stomach strong with Abbott's, the Original Angostura bitters Stmanoen (in Kansas City): 1 want to go from here to Seventh street. Which ts the quickest way to get there? Native Boy: Go right there to the edge o’ this street an‘ fall off, mister.—Chicago Tribune IN the mountains, a morning outing ts ever so pleasant with Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Cham pagne Teacner: Which letter is the next one to the letter “H"? Boy: Dunno, ma’am. “What have I on both sides of my no: “Frec ‘am."—The Wasp. IxrInity has set its mark upon wondrous Yel- lowstone Park: of Nature's marvels. If you have not visited this sublime spot, you owe It to yourself to consider this suggestion when planning your vacation. “ Health and prosperity to our friends, and may their hearts, like good liquor, grow mellower and brighter as they grow older.” 40 years. old, aged, Green Label. At All First-Class Dealers. ae To keep my lady at her best, A box of WHITMAN'S wed suggest. "HITMANS Chocolates MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM TOILET POWDER for After Shaving. Vestet that your barber uses Menoen's let Powder after he shaves you. Mtb will PREVENT any of th seates often contracted. ARD MENNEN €O., Newark, N. J. v7 & ONTAREO Farndon Co. SNIAGARA TO THE SEA The most delightful summer trip in America, eme bracing as it docs a trip theo the fascinat scenery of the Thousand [stands (America’s Venice), the exciting descent of all the RAPIDS to MONT: REAL, QUEBEC and the famous SAGUENAY RIVER, where may be seen, the awe-inspiring Capes “Trinity” and ** bterni Sent 8 conte postace for latte ated pase. GRA TO THE Sha Tnos, Hexey, Trafic Manager, Montreal, Canada, comicbooks.com