Life — June 25, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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596 germs, how much more teem- ing with them it is when un- ripe. No Sue..-Fisut!. ter is said to contain three mil- lion microbes. Think of it, and pause before it is too late. Lobstet is well known, contain absolutely no fruit salts, so necessary to the human system, No Wate! blood, makes tiplies the w warned in time ! Every oys- —It thins the a anemic and mul- ite corpuscles. Be Ix Conciusion.—Shonld you feel the pangs of hanger, curb them ! They prove conclusively that your condition is abnormal, and, in the light of modern research, extremely unscientific. A Mysterious Providence. A MAN put his finge = “Lord,” he said, I suffer!" Then he stirred it round a = little. His wife cried, “O God, why dost Thou so griev- ously afflict us?” The minister poured kero- sene on the fire.‘ My breth- ren,’ he id, ‘*whom the Lord loveth, He chasteneth.” The man poked his finger a little further into the fire. ‘* This is a cruel world,’ he groaned. The Morganized Charity Associa- tion gave him an asbestos glove. Bolton Hatt. in the fire. what agony “NULLA DIES SINE LINEA," YS THAT IZAAK WALTON AGAIN. T PELLOW ME Is, ANYWAY.” U SEE HE'S LITERARY, AND BELIEVES WITH PLINY IX “NO DAY WITHOUT A LINE.""” THERE ARE THOSE WHO NEVER RESPOND TO THE OFrronTENITY. Esop Up to Date. THE ANTS AND THE GRASSHOPPER, _A GRASSHOPPER who had Merrily sung all through the Summer was Almost perish- ing with hunger in the Winter. So she Went to some Ants who lived Hard By and Begged them to lend her a Little of the Food which they had Frugally saved against the Cold weather. “What did you do all Sum- mer?" asked the Cold, hard-hearted Ants. all through the Summer I sang, ,”” replied the Grasshopper. “Oh, you Sang, did yon?" said the Cruel Ants. ‘¢ Well, now you can dance!"’ And with a Sardonic laugh they slammed their Door in the face of the Poor Grasshopper. “Nota Bad Idea,"’ said the Grasshopper to Herself, and she Forthwith made a Date with a Music-Hall Manager. Later On, as she Whizzed through the Streets in her Automobile, and Saw the Ants clinging to Straps in a Trolley-Car, she said, “Ah, ha! Ah, ha!" Morat: He laughs best whose laugh lasts. Carolyn Wells, Decadence. MERICAN women are a little too powerful for the mean, tn bulld.—Dr, Lorenz. For contemplation he, and valor formed, For softness she, and sweet seductive grace—Milfon Is it that cigarettes, cocktails and the quick lunch are more deleterious than corsets, bon- bons and at homes? But possibly Dr. Lorenz means ‘bills’ where he says ‘* build.’’ The English is quite a puzzle to foreigners. “so comicbooks.com