Life — June 18, 1903 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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And yet I really wonder why He didn’t thank the whale. —Yale Re THE COLORADO SPECIAL. One night Chicago to Denver. (Only two nights en route from the Atlantic seaboard.) Magnificent via the Chicago, Union Pacific and North-Western Butfet-lbrary car, Pullman drawing room sleeping cars, dining cars, free reclining chair and day coaches, through without change. Leaves Chicago 6:90 P. M., arriving at Denver next evening. A second dally train similarly equipped leaves Chicago at 11:90 P. M., arriving Denver the second morning. All agents sell tickets via this route. Tur Docron: You regard society as merely a machine, do you? What part of the machinery do you consider me, for instance? Tue Proressor: You are one of the cranks.— Chicago Tribune Epakwoon INx, Greenwich, Conn. The most popular summer resort hotel on the «1 shore for critical New York people, Open from Mas 27th. “Ir iry should appear to you and offer you three wishes,” said the Imaginative young woman, “what would you do? “I'd sign the pledge.” answered the matter-of- fact man.—Washington Star MOTEL NOOME, BOSTON, The ideal hotel of America for permanent and transient guests. A Lapy who had been traveling abroad was de- Irishwoman whom she met e wa so refined, so well educated!" she Why, she was so careful in avoiding all temptations to brogue that she invariably called the crater of Mount Vesuvius ‘the creature’ !""—Youth’s Companion You owe it to yourself to visit the natural wonders of your own country re traveling abroad. Yellowstone Park offers marvelous natural attractions different from anything else in the| world. Read up on the subject before deciding on your vacation, Tux Rev. Dr. Fourtury was making one of his pastoral calls at the Upjobn mansion, “Doctor,” said little Johnny, during a pause in the conversation, “I wish you would tell me what you think of the doctrine of prestidigitation.”"— Chicago Tribune. A Gay plenic cannot be held without a few bottles of Cook's Champagne, Jmperial Extra Dry. Wt 1s sparkling and delictous. SENATOR Derw refuses to endorse the Penny- packer {dea of cartoons. “Instead of drawing and quartering the cartoonist.” says he, “I would take him out to dinner.” And then—do you see the method in bis madness?—he would get even with his hapless victim by Infiicting an after-dinner speech upon him !—Cleveland Plain Dealer. EXCHANGE weakness for health —lassitude for energy by taking Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. At all druggists. Refuse substitutes. Tuey talk about His Majesty's invariable good ut Is he more good-humored than was the really? Even from a complete stranger, who had been bitten by one of his cele- brated spaniels—a very ill-tempered and snappy breed—Charlie urbanely smiled and endured the hurried remark: “Heaven bless y'r Majesty, but—ahem !— heaven damn y'r Majesty's dog !"—Sporting Times. THE BEER THAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS. The Water Used in Schlitz Beer comes from six wells bored to rock Weare on the shore of Lake Michigan, yet we go into the earth to get water that is absolutely pure. And we go to Bohemia for hops, when other hops cost but half. Wespend fortunes on cleanliness. We not only filter the beer, but we filter all the air that touches it. And we age the beer for months in refrigerating rooms, so it cannot cause biliousness. Then we sterilize each bottle, to kill every possible germ. Schlitz sales increased 132,916 barrels last year That’s a greater increase than of any other brewery in the world, and above are the reasons for it. Ask for the Brewery Bottling. “ut” OLD CROW RYE ‘case It is sold straight. than any other made in the United States. It is hand made, sour mash, and has the best reputation. H. B. KIRK It brings the distiller far more price Our Scotch Whiskies are true Glenlivets ; are sold straight. & CoO., N. Y. aheSouve The Bonnie Brier Bush is very old. Compare them with any others. comicbooks.com