Life — June 4, 1903 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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Empress Eugenie was never really popular he French, not even during the first years of cond Empire, before she began to meddle with of state, and in many incisive ways the ns heaped ridicule upon her. A curious little pilet with text and illustrations about the new ss was sold in Paris at the time of her mar- This pamphlet was ent.-ely complimentary armless. ‘she biting humor of it was on the page, which the vendors went about crying in reets: ‘The portrait and virtues of the em- all for two sous !"—Argonaut. Waar fs it? the druggist Is bedroom window. This ish drug store, ain't it?” said the sad rung the night bell. Yes. What do you want?’ Ww to look in your city directory minute ere I live."—Phitadelphia Ledger. sleepily inquired man A MAN to whom illness was chronic When told that he needed a tonic Sald, “Oh, Doctor, dear, Won't you please make it beer?” No, no," said the Doc, “That's Princeton Tiger Teutonic.” HAIR FOOD Recognized Germ Diseases Malaria Preamonta Trichorrests (aie Disease ° Tette *Craijum (Scalp Disease) ARE YOU IN TROUBLE? cople are Worrying about > Troubled with eit Hnrestization and bactertola h that this discase ts tho work hidden deep down ta the rove the hale follicle. furfaco indications we ach the cause below. This CraniTonic Hair Food docs. «LIFE: XA OAivy > Persiflage Tux Rochester Post Express think falo witness who explained on the stand the other day that he preferred not to tell the truth as it might militate against the success of bis side, was as frank as the old darkey who was put upon the witness stand and was asked whether he would understand what would happen if be did not tell the truth. He replied: "TC win de It was a negro of a similar type who was being tried on a criminal charge, and during the preliminary part of the trial be had a juror challenged on the ground of prejudice, “Are there any more jurymen prejudice against you?” inquired bis counsel. “No, sah,” replied the old man, “de jury is all right now, but I sholy would like to challenge the judge.""—Buffato Com- mercial. that the Buf- ‘specs our side’! case, 8 who have a “Dorsy’r he ever go to church ?* No. Why should Ho Is in the employ of a whole ry house."—Chicagy Evening Iy our cistern, little Wille Pushed his litle sister Lil ‘atber couldn't find his Now we aughter-= sterilize our water, —Yate Record. Hair Grow Stops Hair Falling Out Prevents and Cures Dandruff “Tre SELECTION OF THE SELECT” Styte: Iv he a chip of sta: No; he old block? & claw of the old lobster. contemplating the lives of my stors.”” “That so?" replied Pepprey ; Phitadelphia Press. a visit to the scenes associated with “going slummin ON the day that President Roosevelt arrived in ka triplets were born to a mother in Cha and also to a mother in Humboldt. Kan: profess to go deeply into sociological problems such the President's theory of race suicide, but she se.—Kansas City Journal. as doesn't that the sure to be would rather co a Yes. Who i He: If 1 should kiss you, Sue: Lt never “But if it should arise?’ “Ld meet it face fcago News says it might President, but’ Mark Hanna t doing good.” Good?"—Cleveland Plain Deater. what would you do? ergency until it arises, to face."—Yate Record. bere All readers of LIFE who aro Troubled about their hair and who would like a microscople examina- tion of their hair.and will CALL or send a few hair pulled from the head, or a sample from the daily combines, will receive from our Medical Department, by ma ABSOLUTELY FREE, a full re- port and diagnosis. ten Watrorany 0 Free Hairrcca To Enable tho Public to Observe ite Absolute Purity and Learn of ite Possibilities, and What it Han ‘Others. 1 Given to All that Call at the Crani Tonic Institute, 626 West Broad- way, New York, or a Large Trial Bottle will be ‘sent FREE, by mail, postpaid. to all that send Name and Complete Address and Ten Cents in Stamps or Silver to Pay for Postage. CRANITONIC HAIR FOOD sa absolutely pure, harmless, con= tains no grease, sediment, dye matter or dangerous drugs. It ts clean, clear as crystal, delightful to use and certain in ite results. ALL DEALERS Three Sizes, One, Two and Five Dollars the Bottle CRANITONIC HAIR FOOD destroys the microbe that causes dandruff and falllog CRANITONIC HAIR FOOD cleanses the scalp of all irritation and keeps {t bealth- hale, and pourtabes the hair-root back to health. ful. The life of the bair is In tho scalp, CRANITONIC HAIR FOOD makes hair grow—prevents balr eplitting — renders CRANITONIC HAIR FOOD restores gray bair to its natural color. not by dyeing, coarse hair soft and silky. bat by gently stlinulating the pigtent cells that give color to the bair. #7 uswwersviedscs ~GRANITONIG HAIR FOOD CO, 526 west BROADWAY, NEW YORK © Puggeiip Pals LONDON, E. Cc. (locorporated May 6, 1899, under laws of New York State) CraniTonic at All Dealers—in Three Sizes—At One, Two and Five Dollars the Bottle comicbooks.com