Life — June 4, 1903 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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atly ote the ind th! ub- for ere as ou The Newer Education. LOW JOURNALISM DEPARTMENT. CG \N you read and write the English language incorrectly ? Are you able to climb to and enter a second, third or fourth story like a common burglar, if nec: ssary ? Have you any of the instincts of a gentleman? is ate what they are and what efforts you have made to get rid of them. Do you consider yourself a born, or a self made liar? Are you unfamiliar with the names of all picturesque diseases ? Has your sense of justice ever been jarred, and by whom? Would it interfere in any way with the performance of your duties? Do you consider that in all circumstances you know just how to increase the size of your beadllines in exact proportion to the unimportance | of the subject ? Will you agree to learn by heart every pic- turesque fact bearing on the private and sacred | life. of every prominent citizen ? | Have you any sense of honor? If so, will | you promise faithfally not to let it interfere with your work? Is your bad taste a matter of pride with you? | Has anything clse induced you to wish to become a yellow journalist except the money you expect to get out of it? Do you have any respect for women? Tom Masson. ASPER: Gayboy seems to be prospering nowadays. Jumpupre: Idon't sce why you think so His wife and family are not wearing any better clothes, n: Very true, But he is smoking better Putting the Question. ” USED to think,” said the Old Codger, of Kohack, with a philo-sardonic elongation of his countenance, ‘that a goose in a hail- storm was the silliest of all created things; but, here of late, since I've begun to take note of the average college president, and the frantic efforts he makes and the vapid and ridiculous theories he promulgates in order to gain alittle notoriety, my respect for geese in hailstorms has grown greatly, Therefore, be it resolved, that intellect and sense are not always synonymous, and while the average college president may possess plenty of the former, he often has less of the latter than Providence is commonly in the habit of bestow- | ing on young wheelbarrows. All in favor of the | motion will please manifest it by raising the right hand. Down! Contrary, by the same sign! Unanimously carried by the affirmative.” Tom P. Morgan. WG WITCH: Have you decided on the theme of your next play? Tanasco: I have not. I can’t decide whether to dramatize an old scandal or ex- DO YOU LIKE GOOD COFFEE? CERPTA” Coffee nt_as wine, made You can have it, every time, if you use an “1 Pot. A delicious beveraze, clear and fr NO BOILING, NO EI tnstantaneou. AROMA, FLAVOR, HEAT and STRENGTH preserved. SIMPLE, PRACTICAL, DURABLE A beautiful coffee pot in which to make and from which to serve— to use at a dainty breakfast or a chatin dish supper. wr address and a stamp and receive a copy of one of the World's M. es and particulars of the EXCERPTA "— they will interest yo HOUSEHOLD MFG. CO., 89 Dun Building, Buffalo, N. Y. THE ““EXCERPTA." ploit a new fad. to-morrow to To-norrows sun co may never nse “MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES” An Endowment policy in the Equitable makes money for you — and at the same time protects your family. But you can only secure it while the sun of good health is shining. Apply te GAGE E TARBELL 2% Vice President For full Information fill out coupon below, or write THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY of the United States 120 Broadway, New York. Dept. No, 27. Please send me information regarding an Endowment for $ ..... ...essseeeeeeeee if used at years of age, comicbooks.com