Life — June 4, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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515 ventors in the country became thor- oughly aroused is a good thing,” they all chorus, Let us Ihe is worth.” So they joined forces, and pereeiv- ing that the ble appetite for something new, they said: Let’s combine.” The King began to protest, but it was useless. Having all his ex- travagant habits fastened upon him, he was obliged to do as the inventors said, He did not know his own power, Hesides, he discovered that he wasn’t so well as he had been, There was scarcely a nervous ailment known that he didn’t have. He had the Stock I the Traveler's Twiteb, the ation Dance, the Yellow Fever, and many other complications, Finally, however, he suw- moned bis trusty clown, there being no wise men left in the © clown, perhaps you can tell me what is the matter with me!” “There is nothing the matter with you, except your name,” said the clown, at, you know, is not King, but Slave.” “How long sin ked the King. The clown laughed dard-Oil, coal-operator laugh © Tt has always been Slave,” he replied. * Only you haven't known it.” m Masson, The Greatest of These. APA, what is Charity?” Charity, my son, is giving away ** What is Scientific Charity?” entific Charity giving away what one who does not want it.” “What is Organized Charity?" “Organized Charity, my son, is. giving something that you don’t t to some Society which will give it away to one who does not want it “Then what is Love, papa?" “Love? Oh, Love is only giving something that you want some one who wants it—but that will panperize the poor.” Bolton Hall. porst VISITOR: What crime did this mur- derer commit? Seconp Visitor: It must have been some crime against woman. Look at all the flowers he has got. comicbooks.com