Life — May 28, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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== OUR FOOLISH i (sia ear a ONTEMPORA| Tue biggest thing of the kind In the world Yellowstone Park—Now open to tourist partl Excellent hotel service, most approved ments, electric light and steam heat fn the midst of wildest grandeur. “What is the difference between a gown and a creation?” “I can’t give you the exact figures, but It's a small fortune.""—Chicago Post. ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA, « Good will to all! ‘The Overland Limited 1s a solld through fast train leay. May we never make a sword of ing Chicago daily at $:00 P. M. for San Francisco, less than three daya en route, via the C & North. West our tongues to wound the reputation Union Pacific s ern Pacific Rallways, Its super. of others.” equipment inclades bafet and smoking cars (barber and | bath), compartment, observation and dining cara, electric | reading lamps in every berth, telephone and Booklovers’ library. best of everything. Two other fast trains _———_——=a leave Chicago 10:00 A.M, and 11:30 PM. daily. | A pure rye, Sole Proprietors), Tux following epitaph was ordered tascribed on 10; years old, aged WHITE, HENTZ & CO., her husband's tombstone by a Chicago widow: by time, 7 > Phila. "& New York. Rest until I come.""—Exchan, not artificially. ESTABLISHED 1793. ily Ge Green Label. @¢ At All First-Class Dealers. A New York paper which publishes Hst of vessels ente New York Harbor from Long Island Sound runs the list under the sterco- typed head, “Passed Through Hell Gate.” Re- cently an error occurred and the bead was placed —— Eparwoon INS, Greenwich, Conn, ‘The most popular NEAR CINCINNATI, OHIO. summer resort hotel Sound shore for critical New | sanatortum etablshed nS for the prteatecareand matical THINNESS = WOMEN yor ople. Open ° reatment of Drug and icoholic Addictions, Thousands hav- York people. Open May ing tailed elsewhere hive been cured by us Home Treatment Mn seri y jeprceant | af"Desirea. ‘Address JUSTLY INDIGNANT, ‘Tux Dn. J. L. Stermess Co., Dep. 77, Lenaxox, 0, isa distressing and humiliat’ng condition from which The house had been full of aunties come to _ - any woman so afilicted can now obtain retef. By Di spend tbe holidays, and the baby’s six-year-old Rivard’ssystem the weight can bo castly, quickly ar rafely increased from 13 to 2% pounda Any woman brother was heard one: morning confiding hla woe —> OUCH ¢, who fs Interceted and d=sireatol.arn more about this to his father: = pth R eRALD perfect ayst>m sdould write at once for our treatise on “Say, papa, do you know I've had to slzep a See ITZG Canse and Cure of Thinncra Tho book 1a sent scaled, whole week in a room just full of women?"—Lip-|]) ~U\-———=4) 16 BROADWAY. 685 BROADWAY. free of charge. The G. S. Rivard Co.. Lt pincott’s Magazine for Say C: 723 SIXTH AVENUE, 166 State St., Detroit, Mich. NEW YORK. Tue average chorus girl is a padded cell.- Petican. HOTEL VENO BOSTON Commonwealth Avenue. Electric Ii New and most approved plumbing. | “Why, what was the matter?” Mea acan He elon bave been: He ts alwars| ROCKY MOUNTAINS AND PACIFIC COAST. there.” “He wasn't to-day,” insisted Letty, “for the 66 f 5 teacher got up and sald, ‘Jesus 1s calli: to-day,” and then we just sang and came home."—Harper’s Magazine | Will begin running to Banff, Laggan, Field, Glacier, Wun you go out fishing, a few bottles of Cook and the Coast on Imperial, Extra Dry Champagne Will relieve te | monotony, | ASSISTANT SECRETARY oF THE INTERIOR RYAN, t at one time a sheriff in his native State, relates how be Wadi ac cus time ordered ta arrest G three trains a week in addition to the regular daily service who had been selling whisky to his re reservation. After the sheriff bad captured from Montreal and Toronto. “Poor Lo” he gave him a sound lecture on the de- — pravity of bis conduct. The Todian listened stolidly Full particulars as to these superb transcontinental trains, and the delightful to the reprimand and foally asked: resorts reached thereby, will be furnished by any agent of (o way Injun git outer this?” ii i ‘ailwav. © one can help you now but God,” was the the Canadian Pacific Ratlway. reply. ——— ween NGL Meso like Dake Bake Sie ote ROBERT KERR Passenger Traffic Manager MONTREAL seo Him ‘ew York Times. comicbooks.com