Life — May 21, 1903 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“Sa OuR FOOLISH. ONTEMPORARYE: MODERN IMPROVEMENTS. The progress of this age Js grand, No more takes bis pen In hand"— The business man, emit by her charms, Takes the typewriter in bis a S. PF. Walcott, in May Lippincott’s. “I sHovLp like to get a licen’ lady tn the Chicago City Hall “Dog or man, plea: asked the busy clerk.— Yonkers Statesman. remarked the T COLORADO SPECIAL. One night Chicago to Denver, (Only two nights en Toute from the AUantic seaboard.) Magnificent daily tratn via the Chicago, Union Pacific and North-Western Line, with Baffet-livrary car, Pullman drawing room seeping cars, dining cars, free reclining chair and day coaches, throug! | withoat change. Leaves Chicago 6:39 P. M., arriving at Denver next evening, A second dally train similariy equipped leaves Chicago at 11:90 P. M., arriving Denver the second morning. All agents sell tickets via this roate. “He boasts he doesn't advertise, but still doing business at bis old stand.” He means s doing ess at his old standstill." — Phil Eriet: How did you think the bride looked? Ob, remarkably well groomed.—Har- vard Lampoon Epogwoon INN, Greenwich, Conn. The most popular | summer resort hotel on the Sound shore for critical Ne’ York people, Will open May 27th, DainyMato wanted, able to wash and fron (4 ‘ows).—Hereford Journal. “Witten do you think should be more highly esteemed, money or brains Brains,” answered Makecash, “But adays the only way a man can convince peop that he has brains fs to get money.’ change, My Subjeck this month is ants. There ts Kinds of ants, namely, insecks and lady unkers They little bills of sand and with their married siste 2 stay with us. They krawl in| the suggar-bole. This {s all I know about ants. Johnny Green.—St, Nicholas. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON All the attractions of hotel itfe, w and privacy of bome. omforts Tue v1 a small town, Instead of “net tra able” the tickets, posted on the man admitted uj A Wes: gratis, but Paper refuses to publi “We will publish the simpl nouncement of the death of of our frie with pleasu Ram's Horn A PURE julce! A natural ferment! The ingre dienta which compose Cook's Imperial Extra Dr Champagne. Tue Rev, Dr. Cuartes Woop of Philadelph: has a story which he tells ‘ excellent thority of Mr. Booker T. Washington.” A negro had a dream in which he th he visited purga- was telling a friend about !t next morn- the friend interrupted him, asking: s there any nij was the of them.” “What were the white men doing?” ery one of them was holding a nigger ‘tween him and the fire,” sald the dreamer.—New York Times. THE BEER THAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS 15) More and More People are Demanding Pure Beer During 1902 the sales of Schlitz Beer exceeded the year before by 132,916 barrels. That’s the largest increase shown by any brew ery in the world. This Year We Want You We will give you a beer made from the best materials grown, We will brew it in absolute clean- liness. We will get our water from six wells, bored to rock. We will filter all the air that touches it. will age it for months, so it cannot cause biliousness. We will sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. We will double, in these ways, the necessary cost of our brewing. Yet Schlitz Beer shall cost you just what the common beer costs. Will you try it? Ask for the Brewery Lottling Interchangeable 1000-Mile Refund Tickets. Commencing Jane 1, 1903, Interchangeable 1000-Mile Refund Tickets will be placed on sale, limite Year from date of issue, good only for transportation of ihe owner, with usual’ free allowance of 150 pounds baggage, Over any of the following Ilnes :— BALTIMORE AND Usi0 RaiLnoad, (Between all east of Oblo River and between Pittsbarg and Also to and from points on Philadelphia and Reading Ratlway and Central Rallroad of New Jersey between Philadelphia and New York.) CHRSAPEARE aXD OuIO RaiLway, (East of and including Huntingdon ) DRLAWARR, LACKAWANNA AND WESTFRN RAILROAD. RIE RAILKOAD, (East of and Including Jamestown And Suspension Bridge.) Leuion VaLiey RatLnoap, PENNSYLVANIA RAILKO, These tickets will be sold at rato of $30.00 eac!). sud ject to retund of $10.00 on surrender of cover to Trunk [ines Mileage Ticket Bareag, No. 143 Liberty street, New York, at any Ume within eighteen months ‘rom date of purchase. ‘This form of ticket will be iasued in deference to re- quests of namerous patrons of the lines In interest desiring one ticket good over several lipes instead of having to provide themselves as at present with & separate ticket for each line they desire to use. Agents at principal stations of the railroads named above will bave these tickets on sale and give ali further information regarding them that may be requires. comicbooks.com