Life — May 21, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Golfer Cupid. TPPHERE'S mischief in his merry eye ;— (Beneath the veindd lid What laughing wiles unnumbered lie To witless mortals hid! ) There's pranksomeness within his air; There's roguery in his pose ; Aye, man and maid had best beware When Cupid golfing goes ! He takes a ball, Behold him swing with faultless art,— And what a blow is his! Before his prowess all must bow, This “ bogey,""—ah, our woes! No need of bow and arrows now That Cupid golfing goes. Clinton Scollard, {HERE is nothing so hard to wear aso mask, THE FIRST BYNDICATE PERFORMANCE, Delaware. L ELAWARE was founded in the seventeenth century by Lord de la Warr, and: almost at once sprang into prominence in the famous bon mot, “If I wear my New Jersey, what will Delaware?” Prior to Senator Depew’s po- litical birth, Delaware was con- cededly the home of the peach par excellence. However, Providence has been kind to Delaware, on the whole. Delaware is the only State in the Union not repre- sented in the Federal Senate. Delaware people are a self-pos- sessed people, except for Mr. Ad- dicks's equity and a few minor liens. They exhibit the dignity Ara = Mn i ATT TS THE ONLY SHow ON CART, \Yoro man Noaw times ranning as high as five dollars each, It used to be thought that Delaware was no bigger than a pint of cider drank up, but more accurate surveys indicate that this view is erroneous, Litde Potato: vaturn, wuo TURNED Us OUT OF OUR HOME? of conscious worth, votes some- “Tam MAW WITH THE Hog,’ MY CHILD.” comicbooks.com