Life — May 7, 1903 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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SOUR FOOLISH ONTEMPORA “Tuese shoes, doctor,” sald the cobb! a brief examination, “ain't worth mending Then, of course.” sald the doct “I don't want anything done to them “But I charge you fifty cents Just the “What for?” “Well, sir, you charged me five other day for tellin matter with me." urning | away. same.’ dollary the there wasn’t anything the ago Tribune. ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA. ‘The Overiand Limited ts a solid through fast train leav- tog Chicago daily at 8:00 P, M. fc Francisco, less that y8 en ronte, via the cific and Southera Pac aipment inclades baitet cars (barber and ath), Com servation and dining cars, e reading | hone and Looklo Horary. Th Jeave Chicago 10:00 A. M. and 11:20 P. M. datly er fast trains Sunrise, of a beautiful ¢ which I ne He: Ob, bu whole looking at Figaro. Sue: spring morning. Isa r weary you should see me! Why, I pa day it. Translated Epaxwoon INx Conn, The most popular summer resort hotel on the und shore for critical New Will open May 27th. euwich, York people Do you consider Mercer much of a si Pretty fair, He w tands the sufficiently well not to attempt to speak it Transcript the full-p risement of Walter Baker ‘as Sweet Choc It ts the Mnest eating chocolate made, If you try a quarter-pound package you wlll say 0, Send loc, In stamps a woman wishes anayunk AM aman hae —Phitadelphia Owtiviox: “When world,” SEEKING to retire from t Philosopher, * to do is to marry Record, ays the enters a nunnery a famous woman. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, The ideal hotel of America for permanent and transient gues Ir was comme Whatnot had taken tho close of the ex: nt day, and Miss Eunice prizes, At crowded round her to offer t “But w ret it?” asked one “Ob, no. smile. “I § composition 1 Companion afraid you wouldn't s Eunice, with a be | w that when it came to em all skinned alive !"—Youth When sou are in Kome, do as the Romans do ; America ditto, Have the best: Cook"s Imperial Extra Dry Champ AT a railway shareholders’ meeting in London a gentleman insisted on making a long spec When he had concluded, the chairman, cording to “Thi Book of Blunders,” quietly asked whether be had quite "Yes, sir, quite!” was the indignant reply “You will, consequently, permit me to you, sir?” “Ob, certainly, if you can; but I defy you to do that. answer ell, then," said the chairman, with measured voice, “I have to inf you are in the wrong room and addressing the wrong company. The speech you have just made should have been delivered in Number Six, first calmly and m you that THE BEER THAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS More and More People are Demanding Pure Beer During 1902 the sales of Schlitz Beer exceeded the year before by 132,916 barrels. That’s the largest increase shown by any brewery in the world. This Year We Want You We will give you a beer made from the best materials grown. We will brew it in absolute clean- liness. We will get our water from six wells, bored to rock. will filter all the air that touches it. will age it for months, so it cannot cause biliousness, We We We will sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. We will double, in these ways, the necessary cost of our brewing. Yet Schlitz Beer shall cost you just what the common beer costs. Will you try it? Ask for the Brewery Bottling C floor.”"—Exchange. Richard Bennett TAILOR Riding, Driving, Golt Sults, Uniforms andLiverles. Importer of Fine Woolens Fine Shirts a Specialty 206 and 208 Broadway, New York EVENING POST BUILDING * GOUT & RHEUMATISM CALIFORNIA—4 Days from New York or Bostor—By New York Central. fon comicbooks.com