Life — May 7, 1903 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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416 Pie. Ntaventory of all the things that help to make the hnman stomach aware of its own exist. ence, 80 to speak, would no doubt be sur- Prising in its array of power. this 1s not necessary in order to discover just where ple would stand in the tong line of in- “ digestibles. Not only ts tt not neces xary, but it would be unfatr to pte. For, alth ple is @ combination ef certain Ingredients, It would not be correct to compare it with some other dish Which Is @ combination of a simular number of togredients, The psychology of ple has never t written, But lt ought to be. We should then find that It 1s not only composed of material s Dut that acquired, stov rtain atmosp 8 {t far above ducers history. Thus, when we speak of wedoso with @ deference which we give only to the atertal Which, as they have gone along, bave succeeded in ser into thetr own tn- dividuality something of humanity Pie ts composite tn its chante WE rend tn Scott of Richardt « a enting mutton ple on s night after a Ic id this Is he true artist to bring ave man. eater ty In itself a badg bravery, that lifts aman above bis fel lows, aud shows what there ts In Not every one can eat ple who have tried It persisten! by the wayside selection which ev is carrsing elected. Th have not who eats ple p rejoices In tt, but lives on and on, 18 tit to be a lead F ple changes in {ts character, then We may properly assume that man tsalso changing with It, Pietsasort of index of humanity, It ts a baron emotions, of tntellect, By examining the kindof plestha ent epochs have contribtited.tt w doubt be possible to evolve the history of man, We can tell the kind of «man by the kind of ple that he eats, The tn- digestibility of ple Is one of tts chet factors. When ple had reached its limit of indigestibility, man was at the very height of hls powers, He had to be. QRIGGS: I've just been to see the most unhappy lot of people I ever saw. Grice What's the matter with them—too poor or too rich? A Ballade of Knightly Clothes. \) N the olden time, In a Southern ¢ A Knight cheron Of clothes which made him groan. His iron shirt-waist Was not to his taste, It made him uncom. monly hot ; Ie felt indisposed For, superimposed, On his head was an iron pot. The Knight un conven tione | orm acer Sa . ; | pie eacty RE | ACIE foot it was sh ratio a file } With an iron hod Which troubled the g k ht’s corns ; And his gloves of steel de the warrior feel ‘The prickling heat of thorns, his knightly wight In metal bedight Grew hotter the fur- ther he rode ; He swore by the Mass That man was an ass Who made iron clothes the mode. TOW khaki,” quoth PS MW Sake \ he, “Would be n vi. ld And would miti- fe my Woes; Or mpromise For a 36 size Of good Balbrig- gan hose “These cast-iron togs I'd throw to the dogs, Albeit they're cute and quaint ; I'd swap the whole suit, And the horse to boot, For a good, plain coat of paint.