Life — April 2, 1903 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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ne New Clerayman? WHAT INDUCEMENTS AREY} or course You wu. ETO SUNDAY-SCHUOL, MY LITTLE MAN. ovrentyo? MLE: AND MR: ~ 3ETTE THAYER HOBBS are still at their country place, Gold- acres, on the Sound, Their son Richard ties his own cravats. Mrs. Hardy Snubber looked out of her drawing-room window on Madison Ave- nue last Tuesday, about three o'clock in the afternoon, and saw Mrs. Bulliphat Inkum going by. They bowed. The opera season has been a great success. People who prefer other operas to those of Wagner have been made to realize their guilt. Mrs. Groundfloor Jones and her daughter Flippie 00,000 in her own right) both agree that Wagner is “ just too sweetly symbolic for anything,” Speaking of Wagner, Billy de Splay says that now he i " better than f. The de Splays are second cousins of the Endlyss Dollas. Iunittor Dedd gives a dinner next Monday. The alone will cost sixteen thonsand dollars. The shad will be stuffed with emeralds. Fo “* motife “ Pallida Mors A-quo (nit) Pulsat Pede.” fallacious, exclaimed Hippocrates of Cos, voicing the difti- dence that has ever been the character of medical practice. Thus, doctors merely suspect that salt and water injected into the veins will revive the moribund and indefinitely prolong life. But happily the newspapers know it. “ T IFE is short, art is long and experienc ») In other words, death will presently be confined to the very poor, who are too proud to take advantage of the free clinics. "PHE worst thing about the vain man is his sociability. “noys, DON'T YOU KNOW IT's WICKED To FiouT? You, 1D Kiss AND Make UP.” “SAY, WOT DO YOUS TINK Dis Is—4 WOMAN'S CLUB?” Now, IF t WERE comicbooks.com