Life — March 26, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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NAN'S ADVENTURES UP TO DATE. But she raved, “You well know Ix a recently published memoir of Lord Salis. It Is a long time stoce a bit of doggerel bas That the bucket of dough bury there is an amusing story of his « iy attection ae the Jles "Nat Is mine." Nan exclaimed, “How you Lima. “Ob, Betty,” he sighed one day to his p ot ' which originally appeared in the —New York Sun wish I was a cat!" Princet cr, All over the country, the new ae . “Why?” asked the astonished Betty. paper bards have J new verses, until now Ut So they beat their way up to Woonsocket, “When I think,” sald child, “of th adventur the mercenary Nan make E Where the judge found their names on the times I must dress and undress before I ke quite docket my clothes grew on my back !"'—Argona: When ‘twas over the man Remarked sadly to Nan: A poctor was attending a dangerous case where There once was a man from ket, Didn't the Woonsocket !"* a Scotch butler was engaged. On calling in the Who kept all his cash in a buc —Chicago Record-Heratd, forenoon he sald to Donald: “I hope your master's But bis daughter, named N temperature is much lower to-day than it was last Ran away with a mai But they came to the river Shetucket, night thrilling story. We qu 1 lines, an few of the most amu And-as for the: bucket, Nantucket And they still had the cash K “[m no sae very sure aboot that,” rep! Prin Twas a sad, sad butler, “for he deed this morning.""—Argo» But he followed the pair to Pawtuck ee ce A story 1s going the rounds of a youthfu The man and the girl wi ie buck ° ister who, when be preached his first fun: mon over a woman in a small Maine tow He was welcome to Nan e J her so highly that the poor bereaved husb But as for the bucket, Pawtucket | soon overtake her. there listening, could not recognize ber by the —Chicago “Where's the bucket?” he cried, description. Finally, in a glowing tis Hicier RECURS : “Won't tell,” od pictured God and the archangels and the ang qWhere"beatlit. held. tHe cash Then Pa shouted, ce, won't Jamaica?” all the hosts of the redeemed joyously forming a Dut Nan ced ite ian kx. parade to welcome to heaven this “one of the very isle the meas and cai With Nene cash Pa Neoue:tor wat Dest of all women.” The patient husband, who bad nacfor’ihe-hucket, Slaatene But in Jail he remarked, * never been able to rule his own household, could aa hp Nan sald with a fee stand it no long a, leaping up. rupted the che One: Likeat ‘ou're in Jal, Pa, I fear.” acher with a beckoning hand, gasping out: “No, ‘And Pa sadly replied, “Ob, Miami!" no, elder; not quite that! She was only ‘bout =F. middlin’.”"—argonaut. And he sald to the man went on to Natick nan thought he might turn a J nothing to pawn, ‘ , P = - Aa the buckerswas gone: Nan's bucket was really a sack Do you think there Is any danger of America ihe people would: give theta wautek And she bundled it into a hack; being dominated by Europe?” , e oeten Wane sAbl Pa weeps—good old man— . sir.” answered Mr. Meekton, with extraor- : For a far away Nan. a mphasis; * so long as emi Euro- Pa’s wife Joined the party at Lima Her address now is, Hackensack. to marry American girls.”"—Wash So glum she appeared, they sald, “Fle, cw York Sun. Live Is for sale by all Newsdealers tn Great Britain, Company, Dream's Ballding, Caancery Lane, London, E. ‘THE NAME IS EVERYTHING” Established 1823. Woman cannot Esterbrook * an absolute conceive fs he oxi Over 150 oO be the bes other styles That’s All! Antiseptic. every pur THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., | stationers Baltimore, M4. It is; and non-acid. Accept ino THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN CO. ‘Works, Camden. N. J. 26 Joha Street, N.Y A Good Digestion tvinryueeauteres if with McILHENNY'S Sabasco Sauce It stimulates and promotes a healthy, vigorous condition of thestomach. Tryitonce Sold by ailgrocers, Free Bookleton Request, McILHENNY’S TABASCO, NEW IBERIA, LA. V i 0 L E T T 2 S$ ou ¢ Z A R Tae EVER FASHIONABLE, PERFURE, Of comicbooks.com