Life — March 19, 1903 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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MASCAGNI'S ODE TO AMERICA (Bassoon gracioso, Fuget horns crescendo. Xylo- they've got to drawing things a little too fine is (From the Unpublished Writings to phone piszicato.) South America to sult me. Why, sir, it's got so M. on) © land where the injunction grow: now that a man can't even get a Job at overthrow. © wondrous land of coin and fame! Where law and art in conflict close Ing a government unless he belongs to the Revoly- ‘Tho future sball revere thy name, T lift my feeble voice to thee Uonists’ Union and bas paid his fees regularly tor And in my heart shall linger warm Each time the ticket booth I see. six months!—New York Weekly. The country where attachments form— © wondrous land! I'll ever prize Attachments that are great and strong, The tokens thou hast given me— AN Episcopal clergyman of Cincinnatt was being Unchangeable as any rock, Thou taught'st me how to advertise, ataved by a barber who was addicted to occastonal Which hold us through the ages long, And how to gain publicity. sprees. The razor manipulator cut the parson's Unless we skip by 12 o'clock! rous land! It is enough face quite considerably. © wondrous land! I pull the stops For me to say: "You are the stuff!" oY od a6, Jackaod) Wit Gokied HORIGRIng too And play a fanfare to thy cops! (Cash register appassionata. Steamship acceterando.) much drink,” sald the man of God. (Base drum agitate. Tenor drum furtoso. Trom- —Chicago Tribune. Yes, sab," replied Jackson; “It makes de skia one fortissimo.) Now,” sald Mrs. Biggleson’s cousin at break- Yery tendah, sah. It do for a fack."—Sazby's on tl morning after her arrival, “don't make Magazine. pany of me. I want to be treated just as if I were one of the family." “All right,” replied Mr. Biggleson, helping bim- O wondrous land! So rich, so fair; Appreciative of long hair; Imbued with culture; music tossed— ow, my lads," sald the first officer, looking Intent on art at any cost! over the bridge to the vociferous crew, who were I praise thy men ma . too; self to the tender part of the steak. “we'll try to getting up ashes, “can’t you get that work done I pratse the cheer that loudly con make you feel right at home."—Chicago Kecord- without using $0 many adjectives?” Although a shiver rends me through Herald. There was silence for a moment or two, and thea At thought of demon-laden bombs! Ma. GorHas: So you are going to settle in the one of the men spoke to his mate: “What the ——, O splendid land! Abode of peace! United States? - , h-ll does the mean by hajce- I tune my lyre to thy police! New Arrivat (from South America): Yes, sit Sporting Times. Live ts for sale by all Newsdealers in Great Hritain, The International » Company, Bream’s Bottding, Chancery Lane, London, F.C, Eagland, Ack: Established 1823. High Mark When perfection is reached Wi | SO N the highest mark is touched, Hunter WHISKEY | ] cocecunag, That's All! Whiskey | is perfect in purity, age, flavor. Baltimore, Md. Wa. Lananan & Sox, Baltimore, Md. Sore Throat | i Made to Quinsy, Laryngitis, Tonsillitis and all Acme of Run throat troubles quickly relieved and . promptly cured by the use of Simplicity All the Hlydrozone French Dress Fabrics AG — = in Blacks and Colors Endorsed and recommended by leading physicians everywhere. It]) pointillette, Gazoline, Flamméche, cures by killing the germs, without Madrilene, PIERCE injury to the patient. Nature then MOTORETTE promptly repairs the damage. Sold Voiie Melangee, Voile Dentelle, by leading druggists 25 cents a trial }| Etamine Bontons, bottle. If not at yours, sent prepaid }] is mantine, Damier, Violine. GEO. N. PIERCE CO. BUFFALO, N. Y- on receipt of 25 cents, MANUFACTURERS OF Qh etaasatce | Buoadony Lvot6 a || PIERCE Cycles and ARROW Motor Cars | Dept. D, 60 Prince St., NEW YORK NEW YORK ——_____- Catalogues Free on Application. ROYAL L. LEGRAND onzirenruneny (Grant Bis Pare 1900) comicbooks.com