Life — March 5, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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G ‘OUR FOOLISHs. aay Bl u do drink, drink rp; ONTEMPORARY bie » Myer: In olden time it fs said that It was pos- sible for a man to render bimself invisible. Gren: Pshaw! That's at all remarkable. | Mea In thls country are doing it every day “You don't tell me! How do they manag y marrying famous women.’"—Chicago News. For convenience, really superior hotel service 4 for select patr i is nothing| for New Yorkers quite like I Lavnet, House “Hero's to American valor, LARS HUa eee May no war require it, but may it The Eufaula Journal, speaking of a rival paper, ed i the editor were of dynae ever bo ready for every foe. uMicient to blow bis hat over City Journa Point Comront, Va. phero gest Fort. Turn ol staying at home. Send to the A pure ry 10. years old, aged, Erne: A sixteen-page letter from George! | > by time, Why, w arth does he say? not artificially. Mapex: ay « me—Pittsburg Dis- %, Green Label. patch. At All First-Class Dealers. HOTEL VENO: BOSTON, All the attractions of hotel life, with the com- forts and privacy of home. Sweet (to smalt boy): What are you crying for, my little man? SMALL Boy: Because you, are sitting on my CALIFORNIA IN LESS THAN THREE DAYS | “Western, Union Pact! D : iT cif s from Cl The elec- tart land Limited” provides the best | Diversity of routes; fin y ‘ | Ne ervation cars, buffet-lbrary a 4 a (with nd bath); dining cars, All agent: sell tickets via this route \ i . IN THE YEAR 1902 WERE Bricur Litter Girt: A e of land entirely BOTTLES, A FIGURE NEVER REACHED BY ANY OTHER CHAMPAGNE HOUSE, ; “nua TD su Fox oct. “Say, our backbones are ike serial torle they?" \ i Prove it." i \ ntinued in our necks.""—Harvard Lampoon. 9 use of Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. | y : bs “, | ya ‘THIS COUNTRY, MARKING AN ADVANCE EQUAL 10 “ Warrer, bring me a demi." “Yes, sir, tasse or jobn?"—Philadelphia Record. a i |) NT pagne. Cook's Imperial Extra Dry ‘a the proper wine, GREATER THAN THE COMBINED INCREASE.‘ 8 “You say bis wife's a brunette? I thought he OF ALL THE OTHER CHAMPAGNE HOUSES: paige a bond we Da ret 8 a did, but she dyed."”"—Wrinkle A - 5 ‘SE NOTEWORTHY STATISTICS ahi ’ . AS a winter resort for fishermen, Paltn Beach has no ae oe ANTAL, equal. Joe Jedferson and other persons of note, who hare ’ the means to go anywhere that fancy dictates and enjoy ment may allure, find the best fishing for wint pe in Lake Worth and off the ocean pler, or from craft out at sea, The catches of kingfish, taken every day throughout the season in the past, have been extraordinary. Hvapanp (irritably): It isn’t a year since you said you believed our marriage was made in heaven, and yet you order me around as if I wasn't anybody. Wire (calmly): Order is heaven's first law.— OE cee DAY. ‘A Kessler & Co, New York Weekly. ex a | Portland, Oregon—In Four Days from Tew York or Boston—By New York Central. comicbooks.com