Life — February 26, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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MY LIFE IN MANY STATES John Russell,” replied the secretary, “waits the gas is lighted, an’ we see bis majesty stor tL tiritish holiday was spent in Scotland, UCAS Of speaking with Mr. Train, of Moston.” around because th’ dinner Is late, Kickin’ th" rig See ey wag at Dal, [followed him out of the room, to the amazement dog, whalin’ th’ princes ty tb" blood with a lat Queen bappened to be there, Leaving °f the Young students, who didn't do things that brushin’ bis crown befure goin’ out, shavin’ bis ie bap Pens way in England.—From George Francis Train’s chin, sneakin’ a dhrink at bed-time, jawin’ bis wife Ei baba Pa dicen bid be ae Autobiography, published by the Appletons, an’ makin’ faces at his daughter."—Copyright, number of young students were there a Robert Howard Russett, 1902. , and I spent some moments talking with c TING on the columns of space devoted Suddenly, there was a tremendous uproar to 5 of royalty in the daily newspapers, AN AMUSING story {fs told of a New England and excitement, I saw a four-in-hand drive up. F, Peter Dunne's “Mr. Dooley” says? minister who often speaks in behalf of a certats he students Informed me that it was the Premi The king business is like a poker game. It's charity In which he Is greatly interested. Ile bas Lord Jobn ell, who had just re d from an been goin’ on fr a long time, an’ whiniver it puts 4 fine voice and a graphic way of telling incidents udience with the Queen at Balmoral. I saw there its money in we lay down, thinkin’ we was up again’ both humorous and pathetic. so that his hearers wo chance for some sport. Turning to the a handfull iv kings an’ queens. But th’ minyi are often “moved to laughter or to tears.” students, with . ler how bis they’se a show-down th’ bluff is over, Thin we see At the close of one meeting, at which he bag lordship knew that th’ I hope to have pleasure of spe tirely iv siv The students Iaughed satirically. One of them jack that looks like a king on'y to near-sighted approached the minister. said: “Look heah, Mr. Train, that sort of thing rople. A show-down is death to rilety. Whin I “Oh,” she sald, earnestly, “I've been so Interest won't do beah, you know. We don't do things as was a boy. if a king fell out with his folks, no wan ed in hi about those peor, dear you do in America.” Another suggested that I knew fv it but th’ earls an’ markesses an’ jooks And I suppose a great many of those stories yee should not be treated very civilly if I attempted to that ov rd th’ row while they were waitin’ on told are really true, aren't they?"—Youth’s Cox approach Lord Joba Russell. th’ table. They didn’t say annything, but wrote it panion __. For reply, 1 took out a card apd wrote on it: down in a notebook an’ published it afther they Girokesocendion ithe, Hops weulbla: Gesagees’) An American, in the Highlands of Sco was dead. Whin th’ king passed th’ butther plate y6 printed in a newspaper, and copies were stoma delighted to know that he is under the c o high to his wife that it caught her in th’ eye, it j ; ‘ with Englan rem! John Russell, and, was a rilo secret. Whin hia rile spouse pulled bis ', S8Fance to prominent men by ier before he goes, would ask the pleasure of speaking majesty around th' room be th’ hair iv th’ head, thy Sith & reduest for comment 10 be printed at 1b ee S ESIARA. : ott 7 . See same time with the decument. To the req) with his lordship for a moment.” T carefully folded tale remained in th’ fam'ly till it got toto bistory. mage of him, the Iate Thomas B. Reed replied ard in tho letter that had been given to me fi iv th’ princesses threatened to skip With Th Gverpowering unimportance of thls make by Mr. Webster, afterward signed by the Presi- a Jook, th’ king touched th’, spring tv th’ tb me 38. I bave nothing to say.""—.rgonast dent of the United States and Henry C T sent her rile highness, Augoostina Cli the two in to his lordship ria Mary Ann, wint down among th’ Pouttician: I'll do what I can to get work for In a few m the door op nd the sec- an’ th’ potatoe ver was heerd iv again you retary of Lord Jobn Russell came in and asked for nowadays ‘ts diffrent. Th’ window shades {s up ciizen : work; what I't Mr. Train I osald 1 wal “Lord at th’ king’s house as well as ivrywhere else. Th’ a city job— ranscript Lire sale by all Newsdealers tn Great Britain? Tue International News: comp ream's Bull Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY That’s All! 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