Life — February 19, 1903 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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<< OUR FOOLisn (ONTEMPoRAF _——< Uncte Cartes: Boys, how can you a with that Binks boy? I understand he’: b scholar in th chool Wiiure: Huh! If it wasn’t for him me or| Tommy ‘ud be at the foot of t class.—Chi o Daily News For convenience, really superior hotel service for select patronage, and clim is nothing for New Yorkers quite like Lakewood, New Jersey “Come, fill the glass and drain ia Lav ee HO i. the bowl; ~— May love and Bacchus still agree ; And every American warm his soul With Cupid, Wine and Liberty.’ ‘Tue danger of carrying an argument to its logi- jusion is thus set forth: They were fore clothes.” She hastily a for ‘A pure rye, Chicazo Post, 10 years old, aged HOTEL V ‘ ‘by time, All the attractions of hotel life, with the com- snot artificially. forte ‘aad ‘privecy of bi Green Label. At All Firat-Class Dealers. Doctor: Have you heard of Mr. I 's death? Frisnp: No. Are you sure he's dead? = Positive. I treated him myself.""—Chicago Datty Neves MORTON TRUST COMPANY|/] WASSERMANN BROTHERS IN the midst historical places—interesting 38 NASSAU STREET, NEW YORK history—Old Point Comfort, Va. Quick trip—per- fect Test. 00 to-morrow. Sflgbt as well Capital, - - - $2,000,000 STOCK BROKERS N CE, NEW YORK Sun: You certainly woulda't marry a gist tor {f Surplus and Undlvlded Profits, $5,815,982 40 EXCHANGE. PLACE, NEW'Y Par ent arene Jose OFFICERS! Members. of New York Stock Exchange He: Of course not. Neither would [ have the || LEVI P. MORTON, President e she vbed!mondy-—Cntcago Dally Wes Hi. M. PRANCIS, Secretary BRANCH OFFICES: G. L. WILD Asst. Secretary CALIFORNIA IN LESS THAN THREE DAYS | . 8. BERRY, Trost Officer 733 Fifth Avenue (Plaza Bank). via Chicago and North-Western, Union Pacific, and EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE : Windsor Arcade. corner 46th St. and Sth Ave. jouthern Pacific Railways from Chicago. The elec- e s 3 pb ©. Hendrix, Astor Court (Waldorf-Astoria Lotel), tric-lighted “Overland ed’ provides the best 1 8 ya es N. Jarvie Imperial Hotel. of everything, Diversity of routes: finest scene George Roster Pesboay 5 West 26th St., opposite Martin's Reetaurant Compart nt observation cars, buffet-library cars William C, Whitne: Fifth Avenue Hotel. (with barber and bath); dining cars. All agents sell tickets via this route. Tne physicians were holding a consultation be- side the cot of the man supposed to have appendi- led about bis perso “T believ ld one of the surgeons, “that we should walt and let him get stronger before cutting into him." Before the other prospective operators could re ply the patient turned his id feebly: “What do you take me for—a chee: a o 1 more American. i, } "i Ky 5 t . v PREPARE the system to endure summer heat by fortt- ‘ , fying with Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, : : Net: There js nothing more delightful than . = = i a the knowledge that a man is Jove with you. abs ‘ Ww Bess: Ob, I don't know. What's the matter ~ } with the knowledge that two or nen are In u love with you?—Chicago Daily i + Ry A by The dinner setting is incomplete : AFTER & test of forty years connoisseurs pronounce It : the best; Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. without WHI TE RO CK x Mrs. Santi: We missed you so much at our A selected water is as essential it party! ; 3 : Mus, Jonzs: And I was so vexed when I couldn't as a selected wine » % % ; come! You see, our cook had company unexpect- be: P edly, and she needed us to fill out the card tables. — t Detroit Journal. Best Line to Cincinnati and St. Louis—New York Central. comicbooks.com