Life — February 19, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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THE PSYCHICS OF INDIGESTIBLES (“Dreams consist of recollections of the com- bined impressions received and workings of the physical and astral minds, The soul and sub- consciousness are Independently active, and it ts the confusion arising from the confounding of the thoughts of the soul with the exaggerated interpret- ation of impressions received by subcons which makes it s0 often impossible to re dreams."—C. W. Leadbeater, in his the jousness ember sophical © gentle reader, when you eat ‘The ple so rich and light, It clinches with your astral se And holds it in the night; And when you think you have a dream That fills you with distress It Is the psychic pie at work On your subconsciousness. The lobster salad lures you on Until you yield and eat; And then the giddy nightmare comes, And awesome shapes you meet It is the astral wave that sweeps Your dome parietal, FEISGORS AT NuLLi And you behold the future with Your eye subliminal. The pudding, redolent of plum And cinnamon and spice, Is but an astral goblin that Tempts to another slice. You eat, and mystic midnight’s hour Unbars the door of fate All through the coming ages you, Unknowing, cerebrate. © let us lay us down to sleep, Well stocked with cakes and ples, Welsh rabbits, tripe, and wienerwurst, And thus grow very wise. How often might we have foreseen The coming good oF Il Had we not thwarted fortune with The pleasant pepsin pill! —Chicago Tribune. Tur shrewdness of one of the founders of a famous estate in Maine gave rise to many amusing stories, one of which has recently been retold. One day the man, who was a large lumber oper- ator, was superintending a crew which was break- ing up a log jam In the river. Suddenly the spruce on which he was standing slipped. The lumbermas dropped out of sight in the water, and closed over him. The nearest Frenchman saw the accident. Hop. ping briskly over the slippery logs, he helped the “boss” to land Nothing was said about the accident. hour or so the Frenchman began to get anxious, te. cause the reward which he considered due v forthcoming. He approached the lumberm pulling clumsily at his cap, stammered: “IE see you fall in, m’steur, an’ I run queek to pol you out ‘fore you drowned.” Prob'ly,"" snapped the lumberman, “probly, it you'd been ‘tending to business as you'd oughter, you wouldn't have scen me fall in!"—Youth’ panion. the logs er aa 8 bot n and, Com: Lorp Russet once asked Mr. Hume: “Mr. Hume, what do you consider to be the object of legislation?" “The greatest good of the greatest number, And what do you consider the greatest aum- was Mr. Hume's reply.—Greea Live ts for sale by all Newsdealera in Great Britain. The International News Company, Bream's Matiding, Chancery Lane, London, Established (823. WILSON WHISKEY That’s THE WILSON DISTILLING ©O., Baltimore, Md. All! C., England, AGENTS. Hunter Whiskey Sterling Quality Superb Flavor. Wa. Laxanan & Sox, Baltimore, Md. Eczema, Salt Rheum. Pimples, Ringworm, Itch, Ivy Poison, Acne or other skin troubles, can be promptly cured by Hydrozone Hydrozone is endorsed by leading physicians. It is absolutely harm: less, yet most powerful ‘healing agent. | Hydrozone destroys para- sites which cause these diseases. Take no substitute and see that every bottle bears my signature. Trial Sizo, 25 Cents. At Druggists or by mail, from Skin Diseases | Tray tho rational ¢: ment of diseases sent free, NEW IMPORTATIONS. High Grade Linens. Fine French, Irish, Scotch and Dresden | Satin Damask, Table Cloths and apkins, Hemstitched Linen Sheets and Damask and Huckabuck Towels, Hand Embroidered Bed Spreads, Imported Dimity, Ariel and Satin Finished Bed Spreads. Proadooay Ko 196 at, Doylies, Centerpieces, Cloths and Scarfs, Pillow Cases, BLACK, STARR and FROST, 438 FIFTH AVE., NEW YORK. PRECIOUS STONES. WE PAY POST-~ ive! by the ACE. NEW YORK. All you have guessed about life insurance may be wro If you wish to know the trath, send for “How and Why Pexx Metvat Lire, 9213-5 Chestnut Street, Philadelphia, BROWN’S Bronchial Troches give most salutary relief in Bronchitis. Sold in Boxes only. Avoid Imitation’. EWGMINGt AK Lenn dl OE" ROYAL L, LEGRAND ... THE LATEST SUCCESS OF THE A-PERFUMERY (Grand Prix Paris 1900) comicbooks.com