Life — January 15, 1903 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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= OUR FOOLISH Customer: Have you any problem novels? Booxs here ts a tr tegral calculus whic to contain some novel problems.—Rocky & Neves. MILWAUKEES LARGEST BREWER Over One Million Barrels of Schlitz Beer Sold in One Year This makes us, by over one hundred thousand barrels, Milwaukee’s largest brewers, and Milwaukee, as you know, is the most renowned brewing center in the world. This is How It Was Done We age ourbeer formonths before we market it. That is why Schlitz Beer doesn’t cause biliousness. convenience, really superior hotel service t patronage, and clim there is 1 for New Yorkers quite like Lakew New Jersey Lauret Hovse. LAvREL-IN-THE- PINES. , respectively, six and eight years, were discus: gious matters, The older one said to her ch would you rather do, live, or die and go to heaven?” “Why,” the young one sald, “I would rather live.” Whereupon the elder one burst out with the emphatic question, “Sarah B., what does your re- ligion amount to?"—The Christian Register. Two little girls, Mapison SQvaRe GARDEN Automobile Show, January 17th to 23th Admission 60 OLAND is an aristocracy supported by plun- der.—Schoolmaster. ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA, Tue “Overland Limited" via Chicago and North- Western, Union Pacific, and Southern Pacific Rail- ways, has electric reading lamps in every berth; long distance telephone service, buffet-library cars (with barber and bath), compartment observation cars, and dining cars. All agents sell tickets via this route. \ARAR ARR AAA AAA AR ARR AAR AAR AAR Anannaadnananaaaaaaadaadaaan \ naa P, Mrs. FLANAGAN: I want a pair of shoes for my boy. SaLesMAN: French kid, ma'am? “No, sir, Irish kid." hoolmaster. OLp Pont Comport, VA. Easy to go, Hard to retarn, Send to the Chamberlin for one of their handsome booklets. A WoMAN on the death of her husband tele- graphed to a distant friend: “Dear Joseph {s dead. Loss fully covered by insurance." —Tit-Bits. For fifty years we have doubled the necessary cost of our brew- ing that Schlitz Beer might be pure. Wuen you are at the Club, drink a nice cold bottle of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. An exbilaratlog beverage. Drink and the world drinks with you, but set- tle the bill, and you settle alone.—Marysville (Mo.) Tribune Tax dinner in honor of the birthday of Thomas Pal arranged to be held at the Hotel Marlborough, Br way and 36th Street, on the evening of January 20h, | promises to be ® grand affair. Over one hundred seata have already been subscribed for, and perhaps only two hundred c.n be accommodated, Those wishing to attend | should arrange for seats with Mr, Edwin C. Walker, 244 West 1434 Street, New York “Yes, he’s given up the political job he had.” “The idea! why, I understood it was a regular little sinecure.”* “So it was, but after the last election it became We cool Schtitz Beer in plate glass rooms, and all the air that touches it comes through filters. We filter Schlitz Beer through wonderful filters, then sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. The Beer that Made Milwaukee Famous a little Insecure.""— Washington Star. OLD CROW RYE for PURITY and QUALITY It is a Straight Kentucky Hand-Made, Sour Mash Whiskey IT HAS NEVER BEEN EQUALED, Guaranteed by the distillers and ourselves to be SOLD ABSOLUTELY PURE H. B. KIRK @ CO., Sole Bottlers, NEW YORK Between New York and Chicago In 24 hours... Via New York Central—Lake Shore Route ... PRESS OF THE 4. W. PRATT CO., NEW YORK. “LAKE SHORE LIMITED.” comicbooks.com