Life — December 25, 1902 — page 72: what you’re looking at

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The prisoner had no counsel, and the | presiding Judge requested the dis- jefend him, nd to the court's astonishment the jury re- turned a verdict of acquittal, As the prisoner was about to be discharged, the lawyer stepped up to the Judge and requested a few words in private “What is it?" asked the court “TL would ask your Ho’ 1 the lawyer, “to have the er ds Jin jail to-night. 1 e to cross a lonely feld on my and the rascal happen: I bave money about New York Times | spell in A pure rye, 10 years old, aged by time, “not artificially. way how Now, let us have in, and Scuooumasten: Little Drops of V do, please, put a little spirit into it. —Glasgore Evening Temes, “Drink of this cap—you'll find there's a Its every drop’gainst theills of mortality. Talk of the cordial that sparkled for Hele: Her cup was a fiction, but this is reality.” front door and ringing the bell, Green Label. At All First-Class Dealers. looking for you, were the banging committec —Sporting Times. 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