Life — December 4, 1902 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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“OUR FOOLISH (ONTEMPORAR “AND what will be the salary?" asked the man ho had just been accepted for the clerkship. “Two dollars a month and your heat!" replied @ busy merchant Which only goes to show that the thing toward | hich we have been drifting bas assuredly come.— jaltimore News. ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA. The “Overiand Limited * via Chicago and North- Festern, Union Pacific, and Southern Paciic Ratiways has ctric reading lamps in every berth ; long distance tele- jone service, buffet-llbrary cars (with barber and bath), bmpartment observation cars, and dining cars, Allagents I tickets via this route. “I pon’r think that women have always been you know women were made before mirrors." ‘And they've been before them ever since."— jaltimore Herald. OLD Pont Comvort, Va. the choicest of watering laces, Mecca for lovers of America’s military and naval story. Fortress Monroe, Hampton Roads, Yorktown, smal Swamp, and Jamestown, Send to the Chamberlin Ir booklet, Tommy Backnay: Mother, is it a sin to say Rubber-neck 2" Mapame Bacxnay: It is worse than a sin, nomas ; it is vulgar.—Harvard Lampoon. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the ivacy of home, Mrs. Xtreme: What do you think of my new piny-day skirt, dear? Mn. XTRE Is that a rainy-day skirt? ainly. What did you think it was? “A rue on your waist.""—Bazar, WHEN a man gets full it 1s a good time to take | js bust measure.—Chicago News. ON coaching parties don’t overlook a few cold bottles Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne, Wwilt dqubte bur pleasure. IN ENGLAND, where legislation 1s concerned ith laundries, a female inspector, after much argu- ent, persuaded the head of a small establishment show her over the premises. The superintendent | rew open the door of a steaming kitchen in which ere were some half-dozen washerwomen bending yer tubs, “Ladies,” she said, in a dramatic voice, “a oman from the government to see you!”—Qucen. MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM my for After Shaving. wd _ripelet that your berber uses Meaaea's bande, Can anyone suppose that we would double the necessary cost of our brewing without a vital reason? Would we spend so much on cleanliness? Would we cool the beer in plate glass rooms? Would we filter all the air that touches it? Would we age it for months in refrigerating rooms? Would we filter it? Would we sterilize every bottle after it is sealed? Can anyone suppose that it is our good -rather than your good —-that we serve by it? We do it to attain absolute purity—to avoid the remotest possibility of germs —to make Schlitz Beer healthful — to escape the cause of biliousness; the lack of age and proper fermentation. Why accept a common beer —brewed without any @ of these precautions—when FR Schlitz Beer costs no more? * ’ Your dealer may prefer to furnish a beer that pays a little more profit; but does it pay you to permit it? “Isn’t pure beer — Schlitz Beer — worth asking for? 4,45 /5,06, OLD CROW RYE stetcnr WHISKEY outorvuns, xv 00 BEBE ABBOTT'S orcinn: ANGOSTURA BITTERS portland, Orepon—ih Four Days from New York or Bostopn—By New York Central comicbooks.com