Life — November 6, 1902 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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LIFE “1 will,” answered the Pig, delighted thas to have bis suggestion confirmed by so wise an Animal as the Mongoote. So he departed, leaving behind bim the two fat Snakea, outside of which did the Mongoose promptly place himself, Bat the Mongoose’s Son, who had happened to witness the above Interview, exclaimed, in great Surprie : * But, Papa, why did you tell the Pig that be was ran down and recommend him to go to the Truffle Grounds of Périgord, when all that ie needed to cure him is that he shonkl ewear off Pig wash for a Bit?" s acious Mongoose, you know Nothing, The Pig wanted me to send him tothe Truftie Grounds of Périgord, and I wanted the Pig's Snakes, He has got what be wanted ; #0 have I."* Moral: Aek your Doctor.—London Truth, THE PIG AND THE MONGOOSE, The Pig, suffering from overarsimilation, went to the Mongoose, who is esteemed to have the Gift of F Above all Animals, In his Moath he carried two fat § as an Offering to that sazacious Creatare. “I'm feeling dreadfully ill," groaned the Pig think what's the Matter with me.” ‘The Mongoose saw what it was with a glance. knew better than to offend the Pig by telling him, marked with an Aesumption of solemn Sympathy : “Tat, tut; you do look bad, and no mirtake. what it i, Youare rundown, We must do Something to pick you up." I felt as if a little Change to, say, the Tru Me Groands good,” suggested the Pig. replied the Mongoose. ** You could 4a more suitable Resort. I recommend akes “Tean't But he So be re- T see Dr, Henny Van Dre tella a story of an old Irishman who was engeged in the business of chicken-raising near not have mention re at one Princeton. One day a traveling man expressed surprise at the use of #0 mach cornmeal at feeding-time, and suggested that the meal be mixed with sawdust, insisting that the hens would not know the difference. A few months later the traveling man was again in the community, and he asked if the new diet had been tried, and what the result had been. **It works beautifully," was the reply, See that old yel low hen? Well, I tried her on half-and-half and eho liked it #0 well I changed itto all sawdust, and the last time she hatched, threo of the chicks had wooden lege and # fourth was a woodpecker." Argonaut. 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