Life — October 23, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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-LIFE Waar {s this leathery etaff?"* the diner asked, when the second course of the dinner was served. * That is a fillet of tole, sir,” replied the waiter. ‘ Take it away,” raid the diner, after attacking it with nd see if you can’t get me a nice tender piece of ith the buttons removed."— What to Eat. ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA. The “Overland Limited’ via Chicago and North- Western, Union Pacific, and Southern Pacific Railways has electric reading lamps in every berth ; long distance tele- phone service, buffet-library cara (with barber and bath), compartment observation cars, and dining cars, All agents sell tickets via this route. “ Toan‘r imagine anything more unsatisfactory than a meal at our boarding house,” eaid the chronic grumbler. * Not" replied the impressionable young man. ** Evi- dently you never gota kiss from your best girl over the tele- phone."'— Sporting Times. You will never have the gout if you stick to Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. It 18 made of the pure Juice from grapes, Awtane old lady, blind in one eye and very deaf, wants to serve as chaperone for young ladies. Satisfaction as- eured.—Detroit Free Press. Wuew Paderewski was introduced by Walter Damrosch to the champion poto player of England the other day, he is said to have remarked : “I know we shall be good friends, for you are a dear ‘soul who plays polo, whereas { am a dear Pole who plays solo." — Argonaut. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home. ‘Wuex the doctors tell a man that he can't get well, and he docs, what wonderfal will power be thinks he has Atchison GI Proresson: What has become of Tom Appleton? ‘Wasn't he studying with the class last year? “Ah, yes: Appleton—poor fellow! A fine student, but absent minded in the use of chemicals—very. That discol- oration on the ceiling—notice it?" © That's Appleton."— Exchange. Sux ts golng to Old Point Comfort, Va. Why don't You gotoo? Send to the Chamberlin for booklets. “So you are going to get an automobile!" * Yes," answered the man who is always thinking of his health. ** The doctor eays I must walk more.” — Washington Star. * L Lost my identity for two whole weeks this sammer.”* ** How did it happen?” * Spent my vacation among my wife's relations, where Iwas simply known as Anna's husband.” —Chicago Daily News. EES z SogcEsS” fe, ne b | if KI: Eaward How, Ed iS een eee jcc oan, pone sf thtvaddreas in book fet form, free, toany reader of Lire who will ast for it “Keys to Success"! Is oneof the wany bel f ldremes contained in MODEMS” Ub. Poe Ubrary of a Purity is Free Schlitz beer costs the same as common beer, so that purity is free to you. Yet purity costs us as much as the beer itself. It requires absolute cleanliness. It compels us to filter even the air that cools the beer. Then we must carefully filter the beer, and sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. And the beer must be aged for months in a temperature of 34 degrees, for other- wise the beer would cause biliousness. Don’t let your dealer decide which beer you shall drink, for he makes most on the common kinds. Ask for Schlitz, for purity means healthful- ness, yet that purity is free. Not a beverage known to man is more healthful than beer, if it’s pure. Barley-malt and hops—a half- digested food and a tonic. Your doctor says the weak must have it. Why not the strong? But don’t drink a germ-laden beer, when Schlitz is sold everywhere. Ask for the brewery bottling. “\Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” —Medical Press (London), Aug, 1899. MARTELL’S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. ABBOTTS oniciva, andestura Bitters. CG. W. ABBOTT & CO., Baltimore, Ma comicbooks.com