Life — October 9, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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-LIFE- * Five poands fora bonnet 1 Madam, it isa erime 1" “ Weil, the crime will be ny own hea — Glasgow Evening Times. Sux (time 11 P.M): Are you aware of the fact that I am a mind rea He No, . But to pat you to the test, tell me what I'm thinkin: * You are thinking of starting for home immediately." —Chteago Daily News. ELECTRIC-LIGHTED TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA. The “Overiand Limited" via Chicago and North. Western, Union Pacific, and Southern Pacific Raliways has electric reading lamps in every berth ; long distance tele- phone service, buifet-llbrary cars (with barber and bath), compartment observation cars,and dining cars. Allagents sell tickets via this route. Sow: What's the matter, dad? You look worried. Fatien (just retired from business); Weil, you see, T've never been without things to worry me before. —Detroit Free Press. 11, my son, what did you learn at echool to-day #" ease Tommy McNutt! "Chicago Daily News, He made her an offer of his hand."* Did she accept?" “No. There wasn't enough in it."* —Philadelphta Evening Bulletin. MOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. ‘The Ideal hotel of America for permanent and transient guests, * Dox'r you think that young man is afflicted with a swelled bead }" answered Miss he's not afflicted ‘with it ; be enjoys it."— Washington Star. He was wandering in Ireland and came upon a couple of men * in hol ‘olling on the road, ‘The man on top was pommelin her within an inch of his life, ‘The trav- eler intervened. “It is an infernal shame to strike a man when he's down,” said be. “If you knew ail the trouble I had to get him down,” was the reply, you wouldn't be talking like that. —Sporting Times, Laave for Oid Point Comfort, Va., after lunch and cigar. Get there next morning after breakfast. Send to the Chamberlin for booklet. “ Witat, sir, Task you, is as deeply profound, as majes- tically impressive, as the silence of eternity 2” cay What about the silence just preceding the car- tain lecture ?""—Laltimore News. * Ix used to take me to the theajre every other evening or so, but one evening when we were eitting in the parlor 1 foolishly allowed him to kiss me." “ What has that to co with the theatre?" * Well, now, he wants to sit in the parlor all the time." —Philadephia Pres. a Purity is Free Schlitz beer costs the same as common beer, so that purity is free to you. Yet purity costs us as much as the beer itself, It requires absolute cleanliness. It compels us to filter even the air that cools the beer. Then we must carefully filter the beer, and sterilize every bottle after it is sealed. And the beer must be aged for months in a temperature of 34 degrees, for other- wise the beer would cause biliousness. Don’t let your dealer decide which beer you shall drink, for he makes most on the common kinds. Ask for Schlitz, for purity means healthful- ness, yet that purity is free. Not a beverage known to man is more healthful than beer, if it’s pure. Barley-malt and hops—a half- digested food and a tonic, Your doctor says the weak must have it. Why not the strong ?. But don’t drink a germ-laden beer, when Schlitz is sold everywhere. Ask for the brewery bottling. MENNEN’S ian TOILET POWDER for After Shaving. A positive relief for Prickly He Ghatingssinanburas an fatty Monnens ne original, Said everybhereror lentes ts. Avoid harmful feaitations. Sample Pret ENNFN O0.. Newark, N. J. CHEW BEEMAN’S THE ORIGINAL PEPSIN GUM Cures Indigestion and Seasickness. All Others are Imitaticns. “*AGenuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” Medical Press (London), Aug. 1899. MARTELL'S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS, comicbooks.com