Life — September 25, 1902 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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CONTINUOUS PERFORMANCE, And thought the job complete, Bnt since they're wed he's had to keep Their husbands on their feet, —Philadeiphta Prese Tuis—rome Japanese characters at the ide alone omit- sedis a fac-simile of a card presented in perfect good faith w all European tonrists arriving at Makodate in Japan : NOTICE! Having lately been REFITTED and preparations bave been wade to supply those sho may givens a look up, with the WORST of LIQUORS and FOOD at a reasonable qriee, and served by the Ugliest Female Servants that can be procured ‘The Estadlishment ean not boast of a Proprietor, but is car- ried on by a Japanese lady who wonld not be thought hand- #0 even inacrowd, The Cook when bis face is washed is considered the best looking of the company, Come up and see as, and don’t let the Jinnkehe men bloff yon dy eaying there is no each a place as YOKOHAMA MOUSE, No, 2 Fuwana-cno, Haxopate, HANNA RRE! Sporting Times A Groxota hostess, party of guests in her plantation home, expected an English lord on a night train, While ber jet black * George Washington" served her American gnests admirably, he had hal no experience with English titles, PRPrrrrrrryr rrr rere Hunter High Ball A high ball made with Hunter Whiskey is the best of all high balls. Bacrimore RYE Wu UANAHAN SON AN? It is the favorite because of its | fine, rich flavor. Sold at all firet-clars rafée and Uy jobbers, WM, LANAHAN 809, Baltimore, Md. PURRERRRREYEAURILERERERREREEEEREUPEEEEE PREP EEPEREEPEPREPERY, F i = \ARAARBRRAAAAAARARARRAAS RARRARARARARARARAAARAARARAAAAAAEE: ‘Therefore. considering a litte iustruction Mrs, G— proceeded to give it, as foliows : * George, Lord C— will be here for breakfast in the morning, and you must pass yoar tray to him first, and say, * My Lord, will you have eo and After going tnrongh the formula several times Geors: was dismiseed, looking more than usually eelf-important When breakfast was announced George was in his plac his face shining like polished ebony and his eyes like fall moons, When the guests were seated George hesitated a moment, then made a dash at the gucet of honor with hi+ tray, and burst out * Good God A'mighty, will yon bab some o* dis?” — Current IMterature. Suxaton Dain, of Virginia, was at one time counrel for a emall Sonthern railroad. Ata point on the line where it crossed a prominent highway they had an old negro watchman, whose duties consisted in warning travelers of the approach of trains. One night a farmer's wagon wae struck, eansing a bad accident, ‘The raitroad company was, of course, ened for damages, and at the trial the old dar| was the chief witness for hixemployers. He answered the questions put to him in a clear, direct manner, Among them was the qnery as to whether he surely ewung bis lan- tern across the road when he saw the train coming, to which he replied : * ‘Deed I did, ean." ‘The railroad company won the euit,and Mr. Dame took occasion later to compliment his witness on his excellent testimony, ‘The old fellow was profnee in thanks, but be- fore they parted blantly raid : * Lordy, Maree Jobn, I sho! was ekeered when dat law. ver ‘gin to ax me “bout de lantern. [wae afeared be was in’ to ax me if it was lit or not, ‘cause de oll in it done re ont some time before de axdent.”— Exchange. ON the afternoon of Winslow's departure for Denver he ‘4s paying his bill, when be called Wille, hanging fascinst- ingly near, T'want you," he said slowly, glaring into the boy's tyes, “to go upstairs and ece if I left my toothbrush and comb in my room, Toothbrush and comb, toothbrash, toothbrush, toothbrush | Don't forget what I want, boy, and burry, foo, Got to get my train. “Nino, sir-r; y-yes, sir,’ chattered Willie. Winslow hung about {mpatiently, watching the clock like a hawk. Only two minutes to «pare. Just as be caught np his hog to depart, Willie came on a dead ran across the floor, hi« face ow with the sense of a le mission well performed. + Yer, air, he cried eagerly, * you left Winslow gazed at bis empty-handed emiseary. Hie lips moved, but no words came forth, Then, with an Inartica, lnto pnarl, be stepped into the waiting carriage. —Kansas City Journal. * Laan no idea old Gruspit was a philanuiropiet anul 1 saw him circulating a petition yesterday for the purpose of raieing money to enable a poor widow to pay her rent.”* * Oh, Graspit’s all right. He owns the honse the poor widow lives in,"—Chteago Daily Neves, To keep in step with the march of progress, drink Evans fA\le Brewed for those who seek the best The Highest Type of French Champagne CODMAN & HALL Co. Agents for the U. 8. BOSTON. - - - MASS. oBSOOOREOOOOSE LE THIS SIGNATURE-L.GARNIER —APPEARS TWICE ON THE LABEL OF EVERY BOTTLE OF Chartreuse —GREEN AND YELLOW— PP OEE POP OO POP OOD THE HIGHEST-GRADE AFTER- DINNER LIQUEUR. IT IS THE ONLY CORDIAL MADE BY THE CARTHUSIAN MONKS OF THE GRANDE CHARTREUSE. A GLASS AFTER DINNER IS A WONDERFUL AID TO DIGES- TION. 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