Life — September 25, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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‘=< OUR FOOLISH. ONTEMP “ I reut you the Reverend Longwynde {s one of nature's own preachers, He is one of the sort that sees “sermons in stones." “Ab, then, that accounts for the large proportion of rocky sermons he delivers."— Los Angeles Herald. ELECTRIC“-LIGHTEO TRAIN TO CALIFORNIA. The “Overiand Limited’* via Chicago and North- Western, Union Pacific, and Southern Pacific Railways has electric reading lamps in every berth ; long distance tele- phone service, buffet-library cars (with barber and bath), compartment observation cars, and dining cars. Allagents sell ticketa via this route, “ Waar do you think we had better do about this trast business?" asked th * Tdon't know,” answered Senator Sorgham ; “ some- thing ought to be done pretty toon or they'll get 60 power- fal and independent that they won't think it worth while to pay for inflaence."— Washington Star. I've had a lovely supper, and {t was enlivened with a bottle of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. “He thinks of having his poems published in book form. “ Weil, that’s the best way of patting them where they won't bother anyhody."—PAtladelphia Eventing Bulletin. \ Away to Old Potnt Comfort, Va.t A trip you'll not soon forget—simply grand! Step into a new worid—rest- ful—ticket agent will make ft easy. Send to the Chamber, lin for booklet. i “Writ you marry me?" he said, suddenly looking up from the paper which he had been studying. “ Wh—why,” she replied, ** how yoo startled me. What has caused you toask me sach an important question 60 saddenly * I've been looking over the tax list."* Tean't see what the tax list has to do with oar love." “Your father's name isn't on it, He must be very rich.""— Chicago Record-Herald. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON, All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and* privacy of home, “ Wasn'r ita terrifying experience,"’ asked his friend; “when you lost your foothold and went sliding down the mountainsid “Tt was exciting, but extremely interesting.”* raid the college professor. “* Lcould not help noticing all the way down with what absolute accuracy I was following along the line of least resistance."— Chicago Tribune. HERMAN SEEKAMP CANNOT HANDLE ABBOTT'S ANGOSTURA BITTERS, INJUNCTION IssCKD BY THE UNITED States Crecert Covrr, Herman Seekamp, of No. 142 Liberty Street, New York City, one of the dealers who were sued by Dr. J. G. B. Stegert & Sons for handling an alleged tmitation of Angos. tura Bitters, put up by C, W. Abbott & Company, bas been enjoined by the Caited States Circuit Court, Southern Dis- trict of New York. ‘The decree restrains the defendant from handling any imitation Angostara Bitters, or any bitters under the name of Angostura not manufactured by the Slegerts, “Hit him againt Slag him! Dohim up!" yell the excited spectators of the prize-fight when the favorite knocks down his opponent. Calmly the referee raises his hand for silence. When the turmoil has died down he remarks ; ** Gentlemen, I beg of you to remember that this is not the United States Senate." Baltimore American. TE, "4 “Drink Beer” When you get run down, your doctor says «drink beer.” Or he prescribes a malt tonic —concentrated beer. Weakness calls for food, and barley-malt is a food half digested. The digestion of other food is aided by a little alcohol, and beer has 3} per cent. Weakness requires a tonic—that’s hops. And it’s good for well people, too, if you get a pure beer. That’s essential. Even a touch of impurity makes beer unhealthful, because beer is saccharine. Im. purities multiply in it. And a “green beer ”— insufficiently aged —causes biliousness. But a pure beer—well aged—is the beverage of health. Schlitz beer costs twice what common beer costs in the brewing. One-half pays for the product; the other half for its purity. One-half is spent in cleanliness, in filtering even the air that touches it, in filtering the beer, in sterilizing every bottle. And it pays the cost of aging the beer for months before we deliver it. If you ask for Schlitz you get purity and age, yet pay no more than beer costs without them. Ask for the Brewery Bottling. ABBOTTS oricinn Angostura Bitters. el “A Genuine Old Brandy made fro! ~Medical Press (London), MARTELLS THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. comicbooks.com