Life — September 18, 1902 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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‘Tire latest thing in expensive Jewelry is a capsale of ico in a crescent of anthracite coal chips.—Baltimore News, “On, Lord,” be raid, as he knelt at his bedside ore evening, * make me a good little boy. I asked you the other day to do it, and you didn't.""—Chtcago Tribune. HOTEL VENDOME, BOSTON. All the attractions of hotel life, with the comforts and privacy of home, “He calls his office a ‘dental parlor.’ Isn't that ridic- loos?" “It is, indeed. He should call it a ‘drawing-room,’ * —Philadelphia Record. “I nore there will be no mistakes in administering there medicines,"* ** Have no fear, doctor. Iam a professional nurse, and madam is a profesional invalid."—New Fork Weekly. Prepare the syatem to endure summer heat by fortl- fying with Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. “ Tiave only the most distant relatives.” “+ Has the family run out t"* * No; they have all become rich." —Indlanapolis News. “ Was their enzagement a happy one?” * Oh, yes, very | They both married tomebody else.”* Philadelphia Bulletin. Op Pornt Comront, Va. What a world of memory tt conjures up! Every moment ts profitably spent there. Your boys should see the greatest Fort Monroe, Send to the Chamberlin for booklet. * Now, boys, what is the best and most appropriate time to thank the Lord?" No answer. ‘What does your father do when you sit down to meals! "* * Curs the cook."— Town and Country. “ Taene Is one place, at least, that if there is a skeleton in one’s family it's bound to be found oat.” Where?" * On the beach,"—Chicago Journal. Ara dinner recently, this deAnition of fame: “ It is largely a matter of accident, Being in the right peaker Thomas B. Reed gave Place at the right time, and doing the right thing, or, better | still, making people think yoa are doing the right thing, ts about all there is to fame.*—Argonaut. A str of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne will convince you of your folly in patronizing other brands. °* “So you ran across Dingbat In New York, did you? Has he a good position the “He had when T eaw iim Inst. Te was sitting ina hammock with the daughter of a big banker." —Chieago Tribune, “Lene that a Michigan man and his wife have adopted twenty-two hittle children, ** Do you know their post-office addres ?”* “No, Why?" * I'd like to go over there and start ap a drug etore."* : — Chicago’ Record- Herald, “Tot a fall hand,” murmured the swain, as he equeezed the lily white fingers of the fair maid. Here a royal flash mounted to her hrow, A royal flush beats a fall hand every time. (See Hoyle.) She won.— Baltimore American, ¢e yu do drink, drink Trim “‘ Here's to the friends we class as old, And here's to those we class as new ; May the new soon grow to us old And the old ne’er grow to us new.” Green Label. | “Sole Propriet PhiigwenNe ‘or we Serer At All First-Class Dealers. Richard Bennett MERCHANT TAILOR Fine Shirts a Specialty PRICES MODERATE 206 Broadway New York EVENING POST BUILDING “* \Genuine Old Brandy made from Wine.” —Medical Press «London), Aug. 1899. MARTELL’S THREE STAR BRANDY AT ALL BARS AND RESTAURANTS. Automobiles ELECTRIC GASOLENE For Ali RP equirements. RUNABOUTS, VICTORIAS, SURREYS, TONNEAUS, CABRIOLETS BROUGHAMS, DELIVERY WAGONS, TRUCKS, ETC. Ghe New BROUGHAMS (Electric) are the most substantial and luxurious automobiles ever made. Orders now being booked for Fall delivery. Special Brougham Booklet by mail on application; also new twenty-four page General Catalogue. ELectric VEHICLE Co., Hartford, Conn. New York 100 Broadway Boston 43-45 Columbus Avenue Cuticaco 1421 Michigan Avenue comicbooks.com